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[iduguphergrave]

What up! FIRSTY:



yay

[BenRG]

JEREMY: "Fleshie! Must upgrade!"

BUBBLES: "Now, Jeremy! How many times have Corpse Witch and I told you that you mustn't turn humans into cyborg horrors without their express written permission?"

FAYE: "Go home now, please?"

[Zebediah]

Jeremy: "Hey cutie, what are you doing after tonight's match? I hope it's me!"
Bubbles: "The sad part is, that's not even the worst pick-up line I've ever heard him try on a human."
Faye: "I, uh, look, no offense, but I already have a vibrator and we're very happy with each other."

[DSL]

Just to get the obvious out of the way:

ROBOT ARM: "Te chuta hat yudd!"
FAYE: "Goodness gracious me!"
BUBBLES: (derisive beeps.and whistles)

[Detachable Felix]

Jeremy: it's been a long time, you monster.
Faye: *alarmed*
Bubbles: Oh don't mind Jeremy, he's been playing Portal again and keeps pretending he's GLAD0S

[DSL]

ROBOT ARM: "No, really, she's awesome! You've never met her because she's Canadian!"
FAYE: "Yeah, yeah, and I bet she's on the Space Shuttle, which is the other reason we've never met her."
BUBBLES: "That's her mom. His girlfriend's on the Space Station. No, not the doc's. The American one."

[iduguphergrave]

A bit late but at least it's still wednesday (where I am, anyway). NEXT PANEL:

[SubaruStephen]

Both at same time: "You're not real, you're just an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!"

[BenRG]

STEVE: "No I won't propose marriage to Cosette in this state!"

BOOZE WEASEL: "Quite honestly, you wouldn't ever do it sober!"

[DonInKansas]

Steve:  I don't care what you say; I'm getting her name tattooed on my ass.  It'll be awesome!

Tequila Monster: Everybody thinks that after five or six margaritas.

[Zebediah]

Steve: "No, this isn't your gig. I was drinking scotch, not tequila."
Tequila Monster: "Hamish is on vacation. I'm covering his shifts."

[Skewbrow]

A late entry

Jeremy: "I used to make wireframes for underwear. May be my handiwork is caressing your curves right now...?"
Faye: "Gaah!"
Bubbles: "Cut that crap, Jeremy. Everybody here knows your previous gig was manufacturing suicide booths."

[SubaruStephen]

I too, have a late entry:

Jeremy: Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and play "charge the Tesla"?
Bubbles: Jeremy, this is the last time I'm going to warn you about hitting on organics.
Faye: huh? Tesla, wat?




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