Mwahahha, there AREN'T ANY!
I am the king scenester, I know of a band that trumps the minds of other kids. When they look at the shirt, they go "Oh, that's a band? Well...uhh...I've heard of them, I think. They did that one song, right?" they subsequently die after they encounter me, drained shells of former men.
I am the Darth Nihilus of music.
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And "Drained Shells of Former Men" could be yet another post-hardcore band name. Although I'm not sure if it's long enough.