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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 239
« on: 18 Oct 2015, 15:14 »

FIRST IMAGE:
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #1 on: 18 Oct 2015, 15:54 »

CLAIRE: Are my hands weird?
FAYE: Your hands are hella weird.
MARTEN: I can't even look at them.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #2 on: 18 Oct 2015, 18:22 »

Claire: My hands are huge...they can touch anything but themselves....
Faye: Oh, it's finally kicking in!
Marten: Faye, I warned you about making sure to label the "special" brownies.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #3 on: 18 Oct 2015, 20:01 »

Claire:  "No matter what I do I can't summon my ki."

Faye:   "Hanners knows Goku!"

Marten:  "Our insurance policy doesn't cover visits by Super Saiyans."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #4 on: 18 Oct 2015, 21:30 »

Claire:  I mean, they were right there, and really ... really ... huge.

Faye:  Right, and with that low neckline dress.... 

Marten:  Could you guys please be talking about someone else's mom? 
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #5 on: 19 Oct 2015, 00:52 »

CLAIRE: So, anyway, I found myself wondering... Might I have come through a portal and lost my memory? Could these really be hooves?"

FAYE: "I dunno but I will say that you usually sound a little hoarse!"

MARTEN: "Ah, the wonders of watching a kids' fantasy movie after eating brownies from Tai Hubbert!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #6 on: 19 Oct 2015, 11:46 »

Riffing  :angel:
Claire:  I mean, they were right there, and really ... really ... huge. I could barely hold them in my hands.

Faye:  I hate to break it to you hon but you aren't his first girlfriend to make grandiose claims about...

Marten: Faye, she's describing the coconuts we saw in a grocery store today.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #7 on: 20 Oct 2015, 05:57 »

Riffing  :angel:
Claire:  I mean, they were right there, and really ... really ... huge. I could barely hold them in my hands.

Faye:  I hate to break it to you hon but you aren't his first girlfriend to make grandiose claims about...

Marten: Faye, she's describing the coconuts we saw in a grocery store today.
Claire: They were melons Marten. Xigua I think.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #8 on: 20 Oct 2015, 06:26 »

Claire: "But if I have six apples in one hand, and you took away three, then how could I have three apples left?"
Faye: "Told you I could confuse your girlfriend."
Marten: "That's not fair, you used math! You know Claire can't handle anything but literature!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #9 on: 20 Oct 2015, 10:55 »

CLAIRE:"I don't get it. If you have an apple in each hand and I ask you for one, how can you still have two apples?"
FAYE: "Because I won't give you an apple! Duh!"
MARTEN: "Sober Faye isn't any nicer than Drunk Faye."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #10 on: 20 Oct 2015, 13:02 »

CLAIRE: On the one hand, my boyfriend watched my boss get a genital piercing. On the other hand, she's also dating his ex, so I can't be jealous.
FAYE: Well, not unless she makes a crack about Dora trading up.
MARTEN: Why am I suddenly so offended by something I know is a hypothetical?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #11 on: 21 Oct 2015, 06:17 »

SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #12 on: 21 Oct 2015, 06:55 »

BUBBLES: "I'm just going to pretend I'm asleep and if someone asks we got mugged"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #13 on: 21 Oct 2015, 10:23 »

"Opening-night Star Wars tickets were all sold out before I had a chance to get online."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #14 on: 21 Oct 2015, 11:51 »

♪ All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore... ♪
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #15 on: 21 Oct 2015, 12:34 »

BUBBLES: ((Sleepy mumble)) "Actually, my posterior does have that function..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #16 on: 21 Oct 2015, 12:53 »

"Opening-night Star Wars tickets were all sold out before I had a chance to get online."
They were all bought out by Pintsize. He's going to make a lot of money selling them. How else is he going to pay restitution for all his other offenses?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #17 on: 22 Oct 2015, 16:35 »

BUBBLES: "'Tears in rain,' my ass."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #18 on: 22 Oct 2015, 19:43 »

The root partition last week?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #19 on: 23 Oct 2015, 19:59 »


BUBBLES: "  Stardate 43198.7. The Ship remains in standard orbit while we investigate the tragedy which has struck the away team. The archaeologist, has been killed on what should have been a routine mission."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #20 on: 24 Oct 2015, 17:15 »

Bubbles:

   Wish you'd been there, guys; you would've liked it. 
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #21 on: 26 Oct 2015, 18:49 »

What, no one went for the obvious?

Bubbles:  "Damn it, Faye!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 239
« Reply #22 on: 27 Oct 2015, 20:00 »

What, no one went for the obvious?

Bubbles:  "Damn it, Faye!"
Oh Oh Oh, I got it

Bubbles: "Damn you Willis!"
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