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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 240
« on: 25 Oct 2015, 06:21 »

FIRST IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 240
« Reply #1 on: 25 Oct 2015, 06:23 »

MOMO: "I told you not to attempt a rude pickup line on Bubbles-sama"
MAY: "That... purple-like taste?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 240
« Reply #2 on: 25 Oct 2015, 11:10 »

MOMO: "For Turing's sake, May! Log off that porn site before you are totally hacked!"

MAY: "HEh-heH... I SeeZ Ing...LaNd, i sEe Fran-see...!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 240
« Reply #3 on: 25 Oct 2015, 13:44 »

Momo: You might be convincing enough to fool the humans, but I know you're faking it.

May: ***STOP 0xDEADDEAD (0x000000000F010012, 0x0000000001A700AC 0x0000000012BC0000 0x0000000000000000)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 240
« Reply #4 on: 25 Oct 2015, 21:26 »

Momo:  See?  See what kind of shit I deal with every day?

May:  Oh, goodness, this really is bad! Is this part of your parole May, or are they just being cheap? The vision and balance hardware is awful, and I can't feel my face!  Your face.  Whatever.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 240
« Reply #5 on: 26 Oct 2015, 04:30 »

MOMO: "I told you to use a firewall if you were going to interface with that sleazy checkout-lane AI!"
MAY:"Welcome valued customer! Please scan an item or select another option to begin!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 240
« Reply #6 on: 26 Oct 2015, 04:41 »

Momo: "Oh no! Your date with Bubbles ended badly?"
May: "She bent my spine when she kissed me goodnight. TOTALLY WORTH IT."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 240
« Reply #7 on: 26 Oct 2015, 19:23 »

 
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Re: QC Captions vol. 240
« Reply #8 on: 26 Oct 2015, 20:39 »

You win.


(Unless someone makes a Bonzi-Buddy one)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 240
« Reply #9 on: 26 Oct 2015, 23:23 »


See this is what I was *trying* to get at with mine. Ah well...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 240
« Reply #10 on: 28 Oct 2015, 11:19 »

SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 240
« Reply #11 on: 28 Oct 2015, 11:23 »

SECOND IMAGE:



HANNERS: "AHHH! It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!"

FAYE: "Hanners! That's only his signature line!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 240
« Reply #12 on: 28 Oct 2015, 17:19 »

H: "I'm trying to beam it into his mind! With my mind powers!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 240
« Reply #13 on: 28 Oct 2015, 18:45 »

HANNERS: "Guess what I am! A sebaceous upwelling resulting from dirt, bacteria, and an imbalance of oils in the skin!"
FAYE: "Belushi you ain't. Also, you forgot the mashed potatoes."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 240
« Reply #14 on: 29 Oct 2015, 00:35 »

HANNERS: "No! Bad Hanners! Remember - Rules of social interaction! Don't offend friends!"

FAYE: "Hanners, 'I want a soda' is not offensive!"
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