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Apologise to Faye

3 (7.3%)

Get cat food (just in case!)

6 (14.6%)

Look up Coprolites on eBay

2 (4.9%)

Ask Marigold about brimping

1 (2.4%)

Cowboy boners - Important!

12 (29.3%)

Rip the note up, destroying the evidence

0 (0%)

*still end up looking up brimping on Urban Dictionary*

17 (41.5%)

Total Members Voted: 40

Voting closed: 08 Nov 2015, 01:52

[Rghfrgl]

Another week of qc. Probably not as sexy as last week. But we'll see.

[BenRG]

I'm pretty sure the next step will be Faye running into Bubbles at the Fighting League building and there being a very awkward conversation as they both try to apologise to each other and get frustrated by their inability to handle such an unfamiliar act.

[Kugai]

Indeed

[Thrudd]

It will prove quite enlightening when Bubbles comes out of her shell. Both figuratively and literally.

[Is it cold in here?]

Buy cat food. Just in case.

[improvnerd]

Definitely do not look up brimping if you are Hanners.

[Zebediah]

Yes, that is a seriously disturbing to-do list.

I hope Jeph gets his old fonts back soon.

[mustang6172]

I'm going to guess that "brimping" involves preparing shrimp in a brine solution.

*checks Urban Dictionary*

Nope!

[cesium133]

Y'know, I'm happier not knowing...

[SubaruStephen]

Fossilized dinosaur crap: merry xmass Dad!

[chaospersonified]

Y'know, I'm happier not knowing...

I envy your ability to know this and follow through.

I knew this, yet I looked it up anyway.

Actually not that scarring, tell the truth. I know of worse

[Skewbrow]

I, too, was happier not knowing what brimping means.

But I still think this needs to be added as a poll option:   

"I looked up brimping from UD".

[QuestionableIntentions]

Get well soon Jeph!

[Truec]

I'm pretty sure the next step will be Faye running into Bubbles at the Fighting League building and there being a very awkward conversation as they both try to apologise to each other and get frustrated by their inability to handle such an unfamiliar act.

I couldn't read this sentence without the voice of the guy from Superfriends butting in with "IN THE GREAT HALL OF THE FIGHTING LEAGUE!"

[improvnerd]

Actually not that scarring, tell the truth.

Not for you and me, but Hanners would probably want to tear her hair out.

[BenRG]

I suppose that I understand why Hannelore just destroyed her list. After all, would you want a reminder that you had got that drunk? Everything about that list proves that Hanners' life went in a strange direction last night. I think that it is understandable that she's taking the opportunity of a hangover-induced reset button when it is offered to her.

[Detachable Felix]

But I still think this needs to be added as a poll option:   
"I looked up brimping from UD".

That can be arranged

(Personally the initial poll options for this week made me rather uncomfortable)

[Rghfrgl]

(Personally the initial poll options for this week made me rather uncomfortable)

I'm just sad cereal got edited over. Breakfast is important!

[Detachable Felix]

That was oversight more than anything, was on my phone when I did that. Breakfast is important.

[TheEvilDog]

Fossilized dinosaur crap: merry xmass Dad!

To be fair, like all fossils, it's just a rock.
Although to be even more fair, this is Hanners, she'd probably have the site nuked from orbit, just to be sure.

[BenRG]

Fossilized dinosaur crap: merry xmass Dad!

I'm wondering if May misheard 'coprolite' and heard 'cowboy boner' and started teasing her and Marigold about their turn-ons. Hanners, being Hanners, was fascinated and repelled in equal amounts.

[Method of Madness]

I looked up brimping

[Roxtar]

I looked up brimping too... and now I'm sorta curious.

[BenRG]

I looked up brimping too... and now I'm sorta curious.

Me too, but only as to the answer of the question: "Just how far does Rule 36 actually go?"

[chaospersonified]

I looked up brimping too... and now I'm sorta curious.

Me too, but only as to the answer of the question: "Just how far does Rule 36 actually go?"

Do not try to research this. It leads to dark places, and the answer is always the same: forever.

I've seen toothpaste porn. As in toothpaste-toothbrush Bukkake. I use this as an example of the weird-but-not-totally-disturbing things I've found. That is my safe for work example.
The internet is a strange and terrifying place.

[Method of Madness]

There is no limit to rule 36 and by extension rule 34.

"What about-"
YES, EVEN THAT

[chaospersonified]

The continuation of the rules explains this.

Rule 37: if no porn exists of it, there soon will be.

[Y]

Fossilized dinosaur crap: merry xmass Dad!

So it's not just a nicer way to say "ebay shit"?

[Omega Entity]

The continuation of the rules explains this.

Rule 37: if no porn exists of it, there soon will be.

Pretty sure that's Rule 34.

[Case]

"Drunken Notes to Future Self" are the Wurst ...

[Pilchard123]

34a, I thought.

[cesium133]

"Drunken Notes to Future Self" are the Wurst ...

It is never weiss to write such notes to oneself, but Hanners has a knack for it. She grew up from being a brat on a space station, and now she thinks she needs to apologize to Faye in order to curry favor from her.

[Kugai]

Get Cat food just in case


Destroy and forget the rest.

[gopher]

The hair gets trapped under the foreskin.

[chaospersonified]

The continuation of the rules explains this.

Rule 37: if no porn exists of it, there soon will be.

Pretty sure that's Rule 34.

You know, I thought something was up with the numbers, but I didn't feel like looking it up. Any case, you're almost right. We've been talking about rule 34 this whole time. I was referring to rule 35.

34a, I thought.

I only speak of the list I saw for the first time around '09-'10.  There was no such thing as '34a.'

There was rule 34.
There remains rule 34.

Rule 35 goes with Rule 34.

[Zebediah]

The thing that surprised me is that, according to Urban Dictionary, brimping "is generally how one knows that a relationship has become serious, and often symbolizes commitment." Seriously?

I am now officially old.

[pwhodges]

There's only one definition, though - not the usual 27.

[chaospersonified]

Comic

See, that is exactly the shit I would do when I was drunk. I feel more connected to Hanners now than ever.

[Zebediah]

Comic's up.

Drunkeness and OCD is a terrible combination.

[chaospersonified]

Drunkeness and OCD is a terrible combination.

I dunno if it's necessarily OCD or obsessive joke-making in my case. I suspect the second, given that I'm not OCD.

[amykathleen]

I gotta admit, the last panel made me laugh hysterically out loud for a solid minute.  Poor, chipper, sticky-noted Winslow.

Also, as far as "brimping" goes, I'm just glad I'm not in a relationship with the person who wrote that entry or any of the 40 people who've thumbed it up.  My hair is Not For That.

[Method of Madness]

What kind of hair, though?

[chaospersonified]

What kind of hair, though?

Not amykathleen's.

[chaospersonified]

In other news, I zoomed in on a panel, and noticed one of the post-its is Na'vi.

"Hey! Listen!"

[mustang6172]

What if that isn't Hanner's handwriting?

[K1dmor]

 This comic reminds me of this.
 

[freeman]

Item 5 implies very gradial sexual maturing. Not just sexy cowboys anymore, now with boners! What this is leading to, maybe in comic 5000 there's a schlick joke and in comic 20000 she has a boyfriend. (Which, in QC-time, would be only a year or two.)

"Drunken Notes to Future Self" are the Wurst ...

Drunken videos are the worst. As in "I absolutely refuse to believe that!" *friend zips in their phone*. And then you try to not see anyone involved in few weeks...

[BenRG]

Obviously Hannelore knows herself too well... Which is an odd phrase, when you think about it. Seriously, if it was that important to her past self, she should at least think about it, no matter how nonsensical it seems to her now!

[Is it cold in here?]

Did Drunk Past Hanners set a cat adoption in motion?

[BenRG]

Did Drunk Past Hanners set a cat adoption in motion?

If she did, she's in for a shock. I've had two of the little cuddly, cute furballs in my life and they were both messy.