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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 244
« on: 22 Nov 2015, 08:26 »

FIRST IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 244
« Reply #1 on: 22 Nov 2015, 08:34 »

BUBBLES: "Dammit Momo, you've seen that Futurama episode 255 times already, you knew the dog was going to wait for Fry."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 244
« Reply #2 on: 22 Nov 2015, 08:51 »

Bubbles: Look, I'm sorry I turned your pet lump of coal into a diamond. May told me it was hers and I didn't realize she was lying...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 244
« Reply #3 on: 22 Nov 2015, 09:06 »

Bubbles:  You're lucky you're an anthropc.  If you were human and had eyes like that there'd be no room in your head for a brain.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 244
« Reply #4 on: 22 Nov 2015, 10:16 »

BUBBLES: "Yes, I'm afraid it's true, Little One. There is no Santa Claus!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 244
« Reply #5 on: 22 Nov 2015, 11:57 »

"It's for your own good. You'll understand when you're older."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 244
« Reply #6 on: 23 Nov 2015, 09:02 »

"Okay, fine, you can keep calling me Miss Bubbles."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 244
« Reply #7 on: 25 Nov 2015, 03:58 »

SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 244
« Reply #8 on: 25 Nov 2015, 04:17 »

MAY: "It's like ... floating multicolour donuts! And there are gummy worms swimming through them flashing in all the colours of the rainbow...! Please stop it! It's scary!"
MOMO: "I told you not to downcycle your processor!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 244
« Reply #9 on: 25 Nov 2015, 06:19 »

MAY: "It's like ... floating multicolour donuts! And there are gummy worms swimming through them flashing in all the colours of the rainbow...! Please stop it! It's scary!"
MOMO: "I told you not to downcycle your processor!"
MAY: "But that guy in the doorway that just fainted saw it too."
MOMO: "Yeah right. Like I would have a friend in orbit with a taste for holo-projections to mess with you."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 244
« Reply #10 on: 25 Nov 2015, 07:06 »

MAY: "The fighting robots that really scare me are the ones who shoot electricity out of their hands! I wouldn't want to get tagged by one of them!"
MOMO: "Oh, really?" (files away for future use)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 244
« Reply #11 on: 25 Nov 2015, 07:39 »

May: Then out came a diamond! She told me "if you think that's impressive, you ought to see me fuse hydrogen into helium!"
Momo: Your tall tales are taller than Bubbles...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 244
« Reply #12 on: 25 Nov 2015, 16:25 »

May:  I mean, you would not believe it.  We have 'Prolapse Monthly' for cryin' out loud.

Momo:  You'd be amazed what I can believe.  Have you heard of ecchi doujinshi? 
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Re: QC Captions vol. 244
« Reply #13 on: 25 Nov 2015, 18:54 »

May: "HUGE boobs covered in cake batter!"
Momo: "Is that why you spent so long talking to Faye at the party?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 244
« Reply #14 on: 26 Nov 2015, 07:52 »

May: "HUGE boobs covered in cake batter!"
Momo: "Is that why you spent so long talking to Faye at the party?"

May: "Huge...   ...tracts of land, covered in crops!"
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