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[Zebediah]

FIRST IMAGE:



Hey look, no robots!

[BenRG]

PENNY: "Jesus, Cossette! You can't just open a vein because you want me to join you in some crazy 'blood sisters' ritua!"

COSSETTE: "WHY DOES IT HURT? IT DIDN'T HURT IN THE COMIC BOOKS!"

[Is it cold in here?]

P: "Don't worry, we can fix this, people go missing all the time. We can wash her blood off and get our stories straight."
C: "But everyone knows my motive! And what will Steve think of my killing Tortura?"

[Mr_Rose]

Penny: "Dammit Cosette! Come back here with that!"

Cosette: "b-b-but you said it was detachable! You showed me earlier!"

[Zebediah]

Penelope: "First of all, 'cut off your nose to spite your face' is a figure of speech. Second, your aim sucks."
Cosette: There's really no good comeback Cosette could make to that, is there?

[Mmeaninglessnamee]

Penelope: Damnit Cosette, what happened this time?
Cosette: There's no shading to give depth! I cut myself on a flat sharp drawing!

[RetroRefractive Noodle]

PENPEN:  "How the hell-ass-balls do you cut yourself that bad writing on the chalk-board!"
COS:   "I wasn't writing,  I cut myself on the eraser...!"

[Zebediah]

SECOND IMAGE:



Gobble gobble

[osaka]

DryBird: "Erm, dear, you forgot to turn off the headlights"
DryDroid: "Well it IS foggy here"

[cesium133]

Left Turkey: What's with your eyes?
Right Turkey: Cosette was playing with the Battle Spatula again, so I had to get a robot head.
Left Turkey: And your leg?
Right Turkey: That prosthetic accidentally got sent to a supermarket.

[Morituri]

Left Turkey:
   I won't lie to you General; the casualties were horrific.  I -- I don't think we'll ever really recover.

Right Turkey:
   We'd damn well better regroup.  I've been getting intelligence reports that say they're planning another assault in late December...

[SubaruStephen]

Left turkey: Your high beams are on.

Right turkey: What are you talking about? We're birds, we don't have nipples.

[Zebediah]

L: "Have you heard about the latest way humans are desecrating our corpses? It's called a cthurkey."
R: "It is my greatest aspiration to become one. Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!"

[Zebediah]

THIRD IMAGE:

[BenRG]

SVEN: "What do you mean 'Once you go Synthederm, you never can go back'?"

MAY: "Oh for TURING'S SAKE! LOOK at her! She's so hot for you her heat-sinks are fusing to her endoskeleton!"

[Zebediah]

Sven: "Look, it was just a one-night stand. I never meant to offend anyone..."
May: "Your actions have brought shame upon my sister, and under the laws of our people either you marry her or I have to ritually castrate you. The ring or the knife, asshole. You pick."

[cesium133]

Sven: Why are you telling me this story about prosthetic turkey legs being sold at the convenience store?
May: Because if I made it happen to the turkey, I can make it happen to your dick if you touch my friend here. Cosette, bring the battle spatula.

[Morituri]

Sven:  What happened to her?

May:  She's been like this for a couple hours.  Near as I can figure she accidentally downloaded most of Pintsize's porn collection.

[Thrudd]

Sven:  An eel tank is an option?

May:  Well of course. Where else would you carry lives eels [censored*]?

*
my profanity is not that creative. Best I can do is copy paste some of my favorite verbal onslaughts, but they would not be appropriate to the character without a major vocabulary upgrade.
Now if somehow she got her hands on the Grrl Power comic and was inspired.
Do NOT tell our most esteemed writer this or you will welcome the return of that foul fowl in comparison.