Topic: QC Captions vol. 246 (Read 2748 times)

Zebediah · « **on:** 06 Dec 2015, 05:12 »

FIRST IMAGE:

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 06 Dec 2015, 05:52 »

Pintsize: Come back! You have my porn stash!

BenRG · « **Reply #2 on:** 06 Dec 2015, 10:11 »

PINTSIZE: "Stop! Thief!!!"

Zebediah · « **Reply #3 on:** 06 Dec 2015, 13:17 »

"I'm barfing pigeons! That's one of the harbingers of the robot apocalypse!"

Tova · « **Reply #4 on:** 06 Dec 2015, 14:14 »

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Monopoly sets fashioned entirely from a lady's underwear. Flirtatious espresso machines glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #5 on:** 06 Dec 2015, 15:27 »

"I made a bird fly out of my mouth. Beat that David Copperfield!"

RetroRefractive Noodle · « **Reply #6 on:** 06 Dec 2015, 15:33 »

"GET BACK HERE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FLY OUT OF MY ASS! WRONG ORIFICE!"

hedgie · « **Reply #7 on:** 06 Dec 2015, 17:55 »

Yes, I think that would be more in character for Pintsize.

Mmeaninglessnamee · « **Reply #8 on:** 06 Dec 2015, 22:56 »

What do you mean "Flap harder"? It's just not working!

Thrudd · « **Reply #9 on:** 07 Dec 2015, 06:27 »

PINTSIZE: "Just because I let you go doesn't mean I wanted you to leave !!!"

DSL · « **Reply #10 on:** 07 Dec 2015, 10:18 »

PINTSIZE: "And if you find no resting place for the sole of your foot because there's still water all over the place, come back to me here and we'll try again in a week."

Tova · « **Reply #11 on:** 09 Dec 2015, 02:03 »

Pintsize: "I can't liiiive, if living is without yooouuu!"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #12 on:** 09 Dec 2015, 04:09 »

"Love is like a bird. If you let it go and it returns, it was meant to be. If it doesn't return, it was probably hit by a flying roomba instead."

Zebediah · « **Reply #13 on:** 09 Dec 2015, 06:08 »

SECOND IMAGE:

BenRG · « **Reply #14 on:** 09 Dec 2015, 06:19 »

DORA: "So I was thinking that maybe I need to have written plans in place just in case one of my friends betrays me but then I thought: 'What if they break into my apartment'? That's why we need to budget for a basement panic room for the safe to go in! Sort of like the batcave... Does that make it the Bianchicave? What do you think?"

TAI: "Need... coffee... to... deal...!"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #15 on:** 09 Dec 2015, 06:22 »

Dora: *Long winded one-sided conversation highlighting the flaws in her subconscious that inadvertently sabotages any personal relationship she might have, all the while failing to recognise those qualities in her everyday life.*
Tai: *Drowning murloc noises*

Thrudd · « **Reply #16 on:** 09 Dec 2015, 06:56 »

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Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #17 on:** 09 Dec 2015, 10:39 »

D: "Did you see the Futurama episode with Fry's dog?"

Morituri · « **Reply #18 on:** 09 Dec 2015, 20:04 »

Dora: Anyway, about that time the coke bottles started singing, and the purple dog-bunny-whatever they were's suddenly all had weapons - but, you know, these weapons were also musical instruments, and they started fighting, and it sounded all right, so the flowers and I were dancing around the salt shaker....

Tai: Damnit Dora, I told you not to take any of the brown ones!

Thrudd · « **Reply #19 on:** 10 Dec 2015, 09:01 »

Quote from: Morituri on 09 Dec 2015, 20:04

Dora: Anyway, about that time the coke bottles started singing, and the purple dog-bunny-whatever they were's suddenly all had weapons - but, you know, these weapons were also musical instruments, and they started fighting, and it sounded all right, so the flowers and I were dancing around the salt shaker....

Tai: Dammit Dora! Will you please stop with the My Singing Monsters game app!

Tova · « **Reply #20 on:** 10 Dec 2015, 18:49 »

Dora: "Wait, I know... is it new glasses?"
Tai: "Dora...!"

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