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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 246
« on: 06 Dec 2015, 05:12 »

FIRST IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #1 on: 06 Dec 2015, 05:52 »

Pintsize: Come back! You have my porn stash!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #2 on: 06 Dec 2015, 10:11 »

PINTSIZE: "Stop! Thief!!!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #3 on: 06 Dec 2015, 13:17 »

"I'm barfing pigeons! That's one of the harbingers of the robot apocalypse!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #4 on: 06 Dec 2015, 14:14 »

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Monopoly sets fashioned entirely from a lady's underwear. Flirtatious espresso machines glittering in the dark near the Tannhšuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #5 on: 06 Dec 2015, 15:27 »

"I made a bird fly out of my mouth. Beat that David Copperfield!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #6 on: 06 Dec 2015, 15:33 »

"GET BACK HERE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FLY OUT OF MY ASS!  WRONG ORIFICE!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #7 on: 06 Dec 2015, 17:55 »

Yes, I think that would be more in character for Pintsize.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #8 on: 06 Dec 2015, 22:56 »

What do you mean "Flap harder"? It's just not working!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #9 on: 07 Dec 2015, 06:27 »

PINTSIZE: "Just because I let you go doesn't mean I wanted you to leave !!!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #10 on: 07 Dec 2015, 10:18 »

PINTSIZE: "And if you find no resting place for the sole of your foot because there's still water all over the place, come back to me here and we'll try again in a week."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #11 on: 09 Dec 2015, 02:03 »

Pintsize: "I can't liiiive, if living is without yooouuu!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #12 on: 09 Dec 2015, 04:09 »

"Love is like a bird. If you let it go and it returns, it was meant to be. If it doesn't return, it was probably hit by a flying roomba instead."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #13 on: 09 Dec 2015, 06:08 »

SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #14 on: 09 Dec 2015, 06:19 »

DORA: "So I was thinking that maybe I need to have written plans in place just in case one of my friends betrays me but then I thought: 'What if they break into my apartment'? That's why we need to budget for a basement panic room for the safe to go in! Sort of like the batcave... Does that make it the Bianchicave? What do you  think?"

TAI: "Need... coffee... to... deal...!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #15 on: 09 Dec 2015, 06:22 »

Dora: *Long winded one-sided conversation highlighting the flaws in her subconscious that inadvertently sabotages any personal relationship she might have, all the while failing to recognise those qualities in her everyday life.*
Tai: *Drowning murloc noises*
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #16 on: 09 Dec 2015, 06:56 »

(click to show/hide)
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A good pun is it's own reword.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #17 on: 09 Dec 2015, 10:39 »

D: "Did you see the Futurama episode with Fry's dog?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #18 on: 09 Dec 2015, 20:04 »

Dora:  Anyway, about that time the coke bottles started singing, and the purple dog-bunny-whatever they were's suddenly all had weapons - but, you know, these weapons were also musical instruments, and they started fighting, and it sounded all right, so the flowers and I were dancing around the salt shaker....

Tai:  Damnit Dora, I told you not to take any of the brown ones!

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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #19 on: 10 Dec 2015, 09:01 »

Dora:  Anyway, about that time the coke bottles started singing, and the purple dog-bunny-whatever they were's suddenly all had weapons - but, you know, these weapons were also musical instruments, and they started fighting, and it sounded all right, so the flowers and I were dancing around the salt shaker....
Tai:  Dammit Dora! Will you please stop with the My Singing Monsters game app!
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There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 246
« Reply #20 on: 10 Dec 2015, 18:49 »

Dora: "Wait, I know... is it new glasses?"
Tai: "Dora...!"
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