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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 247
« on: 13 Dec 2015, 11:25 »
FIRST IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #1 on: 13 Dec 2015, 11:37 »
Penelope:  BUDGETS!  SCHEDULES!  I can't even add or subtract!
Dora:  Well, it's all right.  Neither can I.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #2 on: 13 Dec 2015, 12:45 »
PENELOPE: "Oh god, my EYES!!!"

DORA: "Come on! I think it's a perfectly good artistic nude of my great-grandfather!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #3 on: 13 Dec 2015, 14:10 »
Penpen: "What do you mean? I'm on perpetual bathroom cleaning duty?"
Dora: "Comes with your new title. How did you think Faye earned those extras?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #4 on: 13 Dec 2015, 17:23 »
PENELOPE: (Low growl rising in pitch and volume)
DORA: "Yeah, Tai said the same thing."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #5 on: 13 Dec 2015, 18:01 »
Penelope: If I tear out my eyeballs, will it remove the image from my brain?
Dora: ...And that's why the night Tai and I tried out every fetish we could think of will forever remain in my heart.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #6 on: 13 Dec 2015, 18:44 »
Penelope: "MY EYES!"
Dora: "Hey, there's only so much digital ink to go around. For Jeph to give everyone lips, some sacrifices had to be made."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #7 on: 13 Dec 2015, 21:00 »
PENPEN:  "ARE THEY STILL DISCUSSING CLAIRE'S LIPS?!"

DORA: (watching overhead monitor) "--and page 48 is up."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #8 on: 16 Dec 2015, 04:49 »
SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #9 on: 16 Dec 2015, 09:58 »
Claire: And get this. It turns out it was grounds keeper Willie in a disguise all along.

Tai: And he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling Interns.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #10 on: 16 Dec 2015, 12:34 »
CLAIRE: "No, I swear it wasn't me! Why would I sign you up for a Quick Detox course?"

TAI: "Damn... I was so sure..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #11 on: 16 Dec 2015, 14:43 »
CLAIRE: "I agonized and agonized about getting a piercing and when I finally do, she just goes out and gets herself one like it's nothing. I KNOW! I'll go out and get myself some LIPS! ... Don't tell her."
TAI: "She heard you."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #12 on: 16 Dec 2015, 19:26 »
CLAIRE:  "And the lady at the Fortune Teller booth said 'soon you too will have lips' and it was all WEIRD-like."

TAI: "Memo to galley, LSD-brownies are not to be served at staff functions ever again."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #13 on: 17 Dec 2015, 00:08 »
Claire: "You can't just switch her off and leave her in the stacks! That's rude! And creepy! Plus you know she has no idea!"
Tai: "All right, all right! But you get to explain what happened…."


Edit: just noticed that this is my 1337th post. I think it works….
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #14 on: 17 Dec 2015, 01:57 »
Quote from: Mr_Rose on 17 Dec 2015, 00:08
Claire: "You can't just switch her off and leave her in the stacks! That's rude! And creepy! Plus you know she has no idea!"
Tai: "All right, all right! But you get to explain what happened…."

Oooh, I like it. Mostly because it has multiple levels...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #15 on: 17 Dec 2015, 06:46 »
Claire: "I'm sorry! I figured you would have seen it already!"
Tai: "Damn it, when I said 'No Star Wars spoilers' I meant it!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #16 on: 17 Dec 2015, 06:50 »
Dora: I have a good feeling about Luke and Leia. They're totally going to do it.
Penelope: Are you telling me you've only ever seen Episode IV!?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #17 on: 17 Dec 2015, 10:01 »
Claire: I'm telling you that Jar Jar is Palpatine's Master and even Palpatine doesn't realize it because he thinks he killed Snoke with poison. Snoke the master of life and death.
Tair: Damn it, when I said 'No Star Wars' I meant it!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #18 on: 17 Dec 2015, 13:49 »
Claire;  So, wait, she hit on him and he and Dora had a fight about it and then Dora threatened her with a sword?  And now she works there?

Tai:  Kama Sutra.  Page 34.  That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 247
« Reply #19 on: 17 Dec 2015, 16:30 »
Quote from: jwhouk on 17 Dec 2015, 01:57
Quote from: Mr_Rose on 17 Dec 2015, 00:08
Claire: "You can't just switch her off and leave her in the stacks! That's rude! And creepy! Plus you know she has no idea!"
Tai: "All right, all right! But you get to explain what happened…."

Oooh, I like it. Mostly because it has multiple levels...

Thanks, I hope I also captured Claire's "voice" properly too….
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