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Oh, that was their best one yet. :D
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SO GOOD.  :lol:
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What are the video(s) called? I must find them.
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I'm pretty sure they aren't videos. Just strung together gifs of the actors in different movies with subtitles applied.
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Why ya gotta break my heart? :p
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It's what I do. Neko_Ali, Destroyer of Dreams.
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At least you aren't the Destroyer of Nations


That title's reserved for a certain female ex Warlord
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here's the sources, some really good ones like when he calls Leia...
http://mamalaz.tumblr.com/tagged/modern-solo-adventures
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Gilbert Vape :claireface:
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Wait, no, Rey's Obi-Wan's grandkid. Not Ben.
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NURRRR SO CONFUSED NURRR
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You don't have to be related to be considered family.
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That is certainly true, grandson.
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One more reason to like Mark Hamil: "Im bullied in school Im afraid to come out. They say to me: Could Luke be gay? Id say it is meant to be interpreted by the viewer. If you think Luke is gay, of course he is."

Yeah, actually ... why shouldn't Luke be gay? :psyduck:
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I really want him to be Rey's dad.
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The two are not mutually exclusive.
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Of course not, but that's more nuance than I trust from Disney.
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I realise that this is perverse, but every time I read or hear someone express the wish that Luke be Rey's father, I hope that he is not just a little bit harder.
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Why?
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Because I would like to be surprised by the next film. Ideally, the truth would be something no-one else thought of, but I'll happily settle for something I personally hadn't thought or heard of.

Imagine how much less of a fan favourite Empire Strikes Back would be if everyone had seen the key plot twist coming.
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Maybe Snoke is her father?
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Maybe Snoke is her son?
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No, we all know that he is her father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
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No, we all know that he is her father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

No, that would be Spaceballs.
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Because I would like to be surprised by the next film. Ideally, the truth would be something no-one else thought of, but I'll happily settle for something I personally hadn't thought or heard of.

Imagine how much less of a fan favourite Empire Strikes Back would be if everyone had seen the key plot twist coming.
If they address it from the get go or casually then I don't think it would be a problem. I am excited for them to now take the story in a new direction and that 7 was just to establish the new universe and the whose who.
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Fair call.
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I think if the Jedi had actually had Pai Mei as a Master, Sidiouous would have been dead in the first five minutes.
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I still want Tarantino to direct a Star Wars movie.

Not a main Episode, just a side story.  Low budget.  Whatever he wants to do. 

I mean, considering that the original Star Wars was just a pastiche of old sci-fi serials, war movies, Kurosawa epics, and basically whatever else Young George Lucas with his love of cinema decided to throw at the screen, I would love to see what Tarantino, with hisp love of cinema, would do with it. 

No idea if it would be good or anything, but it would certainly be interesting.
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New Rogue One trailer up...I teared up
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This pleases me.
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That music at the end! *shivers*
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New Rogue One trailer up...I teared up


I loved it and I can not wait
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Sometimes, low tech effects work better  :D
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SO, in an interview, J.J. Abrams has said that Rey's parents were not in TFA. I guess this only serves to strengthen my theory that she's Qui Gon Jinn's secret granddaughter.
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Even if I did believe in word of god (which I famously don't), he apparently clarified that with something to the effect of "as far as she knows". So it might be Luke, it might be not Luke.
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So, what if it's no-one we know, and no-one of significance whatsoever? Or alternatively, if we never find out?
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Only time will tell! Or not.
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Even if I did believe in word of god (which I famously don't), he apparently clarified that with something to the effect of "as far as she knows". So it might be Luke, it might be not Luke.

Yeah, the important things to remember is, he immediately back tracked what he said, and he has no more creative input or influence on the rest of the movies. In the first movie nobody except maybe George knew that Luke and Leia were twins. And that's assuming this all wasn't just a strategic and intentional move to keep people talking about the movies.
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Plot Twist:  She's Leias secret love child - by Lando



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