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Author Topic: QC Captions vol. 249  (Read 2803 times)

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QC Captions vol. 249
« on: 27 Dec 2015, 13:37 »

FIRST IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #1 on: 27 Dec 2015, 13:52 »

TARGETING MODE ENABLED:  GENERAL DIRECTION
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #2 on: 27 Dec 2015, 15:14 »

SYSTEM MESSAGE VOICE: "BubblzAssSim.app installed!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #3 on: 27 Dec 2015, 17:26 »

I fart in your general direction!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #4 on: 27 Dec 2015, 18:09 »

UPDATE COMPLETE

Citracett lexicon installed.
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #5 on: 27 Dec 2015, 19:15 »

TARGETING MODE ENABLED:  GENERAL DIRECTION

I fart in your general direction!

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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #6 on: 27 Dec 2015, 19:29 »

JOHN CLEESE VOICE: "And now for something completely different ... "
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #7 on: 28 Dec 2015, 18:29 »

Pintsize(muffled)

MARRY ME, BABY!  I'LL GET THE JUDE LAW CHASSIS!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #8 on: 28 Dec 2015, 21:22 »

 Eel: Well, it IS bigger than the last one, but it smells about the same.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #9 on: 28 Dec 2015, 22:36 »

*muffled gerbil voice* "Goddammit, not again!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #10 on: 28 Dec 2015, 22:37 »

*ping* Your poptart is ready.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #11 on: 30 Dec 2015, 05:03 »

SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #12 on: 30 Dec 2015, 05:20 »

FAYE: "So, what are ya building there, Bubz? I figure it must be important to cut into your bag time!"

BUBBLES: "It's a noise cancellation generator. I've decided that, as no amount of negative reinforcement will get you to shut up, I will just have to resort to more elaborate means to get peace in my own head."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #13 on: 30 Dec 2015, 05:28 »

Faye: What're ya building there, Bubs?
Bubbles: May asked me to build a speaker system. Not sure what she wants it for, though.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #14 on: 30 Dec 2015, 05:55 »

Faye: "So, what are you building there, tank-butt?"
Bubbles: "It's a cyborg body. For, uh, a human I know who may need a new body after suffering a severe spinal injury. Nobody you know. Nope, nothing to do with you at all."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #15 on: 30 Dec 2015, 06:04 »

@Zebediah,
Hey! Get out of my head! I haven't even started writing my Bubbles x robotised!Faye shipper fanfic and you're already ruining it! :wink: :lol:
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #16 on: 30 Dec 2015, 06:15 »

Faye: Well that idea was a bust.
Bubbles: I don't think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust's masterwork.

Faye: 'What does it say?'
Bubbles: 'It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Jeph of ########. One who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the [censored] in warehouse 23 Department of aaarrrrggh'.'
Faye: 'What?'
Bubbles: '...The Department of aaarrrrggh.'
Faye: 'What is that?'
Bubbles: 'He must have died while compiling it.'
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #17 on: 30 Dec 2015, 07:12 »

@Zebediah,
Hey! Get out of my head! I haven't even started writing my Bubbles x robotised!Faye shipper fanfic and you're already ruining it! :wink: :lol:

What, you're doing one of those too?  :laugh:
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #18 on: 30 Dec 2015, 11:05 »

Bubbles x Faye?  Bzzt wrong, Faye is established as a heterosexual character.  I know, I  know... the majority of fanfic ignores canon gender preferences.  But that particular majority of fanfic annoys me.  As far as I'm concerned fanfic ought to be "off-camera" but should either have the same characters or give the OC's different names.  And if possible it shouldn't screw with canon history.

And we have no idea about Bubbles.  She's never shown any sign of being sexually attracted to anyone.  Or anything.  She could be straight, gay, bi, switch (I mean, with a literal switch), get squishy romantic thoughts about helicopters, have a fish fetish, use pneumatic drills as toys, or have a secret romance going with Jeremy the Sentient Assembly Arm for all we know.

Anybody wanna ship Bubbles x Jeremy?  That'd be cute. 
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #19 on: 30 Dec 2015, 11:14 »

Consider that BenRG sayd "Robotised!Faye". That robot version of Faye just might have that switch you talk about on Bubbles.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #20 on: 30 Dec 2015, 11:15 »

Faye;  Seriously, she just wants his autograph.  On her butt, probably.
Bubbles:  Pintsize is not Hank the Dismemberer.  Probably.  But if she offers him the chance to sign her butt, he'll pretend to be.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #21 on: 30 Dec 2015, 11:18 »

Bubbles could build her lover a robotic body that looks like Faye, I guess.

It'd be real awkward when Human!Faye walked in on them though. 
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #22 on: 31 Dec 2015, 17:25 »

FAYE:  "Whatcha building?"
BUBBLES:  "Time machine.  I am going back in time to prevent your father from killing himself so you never arrive here in this town, get and lose your job and wind up here ANNOYING ME EVERY F$&*ING DAY."

(bonus)FAYE:  "No seriously, whatcha building?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #23 on: 01 Jan 2016, 22:28 »

FAYE: "Why coop yourself up in the workshop all the time? I still think you need to make some friends."
BUBBLES: "That's what i'm doing."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 249
« Reply #24 on: 03 Jan 2016, 23:53 »

Faye: Did you hear that the DOD is making cutbacks?

That's not from one of the contestants?

Bubbles: The DOD have asked me to fix this part "in my spare time".
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