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QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« on: 03 Jan 2016, 05:40 »

250! That's so many captions! This has been running for almost 5 years now, most of that time under the benevolent overlordship of iduguphergrave. (BTW, dug, if you ever want it back, just say the word - I've never considered myself more than a caretaker.)

In honor of this milestone we'll be revisiting some older strips every day this week, starting tomorrow. But first, today we have BEMBO:

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« Reply #1 on: 03 Jan 2016, 08:47 »

BEMBO: "Didn't we bury you again?"
CREMBO: "GET OUT OF DAD YOU DEVILISH SPIRIT"
BLEBMBA: "I'M YOUR MOTHER YOU DISRESPECTFUL BRAT"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #2 on: 03 Jan 2016, 13:48 »

Bembo: "How come I have to go as Kylo Ren to this costume party?"
Crembo: "Because you're a whiny brat and your grandfather bit off my hand."
Blebmba: "Rrrrrrrrghalfargargle"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #3 on: 03 Jan 2016, 14:03 »

Bembo: "Grandpa is trying to eat my brain!"
Crembo: "If it was brains he wanted, he'd be after me, not you!"
Blebmbo: "BUUUUUTTTSSSS!"
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« Reply #4 on: 03 Jan 2016, 15:16 »

BEMBO: "Gloom, despair, and agony on me!"
CREMBO:"Deep, dark depression, excessive misery!"
BLEBMBO: "Whoa-OH-oa!"
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« Reply #5 on: 04 Jan 2016, 02:34 »

BEMBO: "Young man, there's no need to feel down!"
CREMBO: "I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground!"
BLEBMBO: "I sssaaaid, yyyounnng man, 'caussse your nnneeew in a towwwnnn..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #6 on: 04 Jan 2016, 05:08 »

Today's image is from QC Captions #1, way back in March 2011. Thought it might be fun to give some of the newer folks (like, say, myself) a shot at it:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #7 on: 04 Jan 2016, 06:17 »

Faye: So... just so you know, I've previously been with Sven...
Angus: Aww crap, what do I have to get tested for?
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« Reply #8 on: 04 Jan 2016, 07:17 »

Faye: "This is NOT going to be something we do every time you come back to town for a visit."
Angus: "I'm just wondering why you were screaming 'Bubbles' when you came."
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« Reply #9 on: 04 Jan 2016, 11:45 »

FAYE: "You know, as much as we fought, I always hated it when you left."
ANGUS: "That's why I did it, so that you'd miss me."
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« Reply #10 on: 04 Jan 2016, 18:24 »

FAYE: "Sorry Angus but this already didn't work once"
ANGUS: "Aw, and I had queued up Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction" and everything"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #11 on: 05 Jan 2016, 03:57 »

FLASHBACK:



Early Hannelore was not the Hannelore we know today.
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« Reply #12 on: 05 Jan 2016, 04:01 »

EARLY-MODEL HANNERS: "It occurs to me that Shippers are going to massively misinterpret my accident-prone clumsiness as romantic attraction!"

MARTEN: "Y... Yeah. Welcome to the main cast, kiddo..."
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« Reply #13 on: 05 Jan 2016, 04:37 »

Hannelore: No use! This Marten-like dummy I bought for romantic practice lacks personality too much!
Marten: Who are you calling a dummy, and what are you doing in my apartment?
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« Reply #14 on: 05 Jan 2016, 06:28 »

Hannelore: "Please understand Marten normally I wouldn't be caught dead in a compromising position with a guy I just met in fact I would probably die of embarassment if anyone caught us but it's the drugs giving me a manic episode and it's making me do things I normally wouldn't and I can't stop but I probably won't kill you if somebody walks in on us like this so please try to understand..."

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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #15 on: 05 Jan 2016, 12:54 »

EARLY-MODEL HANNERS: "I am so sorry about my accident-prone clumsiness. I somehow mixed up our drinks. My meds moctail must be playing havoc on your system."

MARTEN: "I can't feel my .... Oh god! ...Is that a?.. Mummy, I'm scarred!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #16 on: 05 Jan 2016, 21:45 »

Hannelore: I've got a lot of pent-up energy I need to get out of my system before my character development starts.  Safe word is "Bananas", got it?
Marten: You're just now getting started??
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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #17 on: 06 Jan 2016, 04:00 »

NEXT IMAGE: Marten meets Momo

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« Reply #18 on: 06 Jan 2016, 04:11 »

MOMO-TAN: "Wow! Hannelore must have trod in a really big...!"

MARTEN: "No! Quiet! Do you want her to try to cut off her foot again?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #19 on: 06 Jan 2016, 16:00 »

Momo: "Why is that woman lying on the floor in a puddle of her own vomit?"
Marten: "Hey, watch out for spoilers! That's going to be a major plot point for the 2015 season!"
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« Reply #20 on: 06 Jan 2016, 22:58 »

Hannelore1.0: "Are you the Keymaster?"
Marten: "Your legs form a lovely looking gate. No. Wait. There is no right answer."
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« Reply #21 on: 07 Jan 2016, 02:53 »

HANNERS V1: "Someday, everything is going to go right for you, and it will be so wonderful you won't even know what to do."
MARTEN: "I'll tell that little red-haired girl that I love her. Then I'll give her a big hug. Then I'll go bungee-jumping from the moon."
H1: "I can help you with the moon part."
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« Reply #22 on: 07 Jan 2016, 03:05 »

MOMO V1: "OK, um, let's see ... 'Chiropractic for Dummies,' Page 1 ... 'First, lift gently upwards on the subject's head snd rotate gently left ...'"
MARTEN: "'Gently'? ... I just heard a snapping noise. Is that good or bad?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #23 on: 07 Jan 2016, 04:20 »

NEXT IMAGE: Marten meets Marigold

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« Reply #24 on: 07 Jan 2016, 04:26 »

MARIGOLD: "Who dares interrupt me as I execute my plans...?"

MARTEN: "Oh my god! It's a real-life Orc Berserker!"

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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #25 on: 07 Jan 2016, 06:15 »

MARIGOLD: "Who dares interrupt me as I execute my plans...?"
MARTEN: "What were your plans?"
MOMO-TAN: "World of Warcraft until 3 AM, then masturbating to a video of two dudes going at it, then World of Warcraft until 7 AM."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #26 on: 07 Jan 2016, 07:04 »

Marigold: "WHAT SPECIES ARE YOU? HUMAN, ELF OR ORC?"
Marten: "Uh... human?"
Momo: "I should have warned you that her grip on reality isn't too strong."
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« Reply #27 on: 07 Jan 2016, 09:16 »

MARIGOLD: "I think I told Momo not to interrupt me when I'm doing certain things"
MARTEN: "This IS a very particular emergency"
MOMO: "WE'VE BEEN TRANSFERRED BACK IN TIME"
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« Reply #28 on: 07 Jan 2016, 10:46 »

MARIGOLD: "Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad."
MARTEN: " I'm on the Brute Squad."
MOMO: "You *are* the Brute Squad!"




MOMO: Ever since she got fired, her confidence has run amuck.
MARIGOLD: Why'd you say that word? You promised me you would never say that word!
MARTEN: What? Amuck?
MARIGOLD: Aahaahh!
MOMO: Amuck! Amuck! Amuck!
MARIGOLD: I'm not listening!

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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #29 on: 07 Jan 2016, 15:02 »

MARIGOLD: "Who are you and what are you doing with Momo?"
MARTEN: "Um... sorry, do you always answer the door with no pants on?"
MOMO: "Only if you interrupt her during Yaoi Time..."
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« Reply #30 on: 07 Jan 2016, 17:16 »

MARIGOLD: "These aren't the droids I'm looking for!"
MARTEN: "These aren't the droids you're looking for?"
MOMO-TAN: "We're not the droids for which you are looking."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #31 on: 07 Jan 2016, 18:08 »

That is the sort of errant pedantry up with I shall not put.
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« Reply #32 on: 07 Jan 2016, 20:00 »

Sigh. 

No, no...  It's arrant pedantry, not errant pedantry. 

Oh, wait, I'm being pedantic.
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« Reply #33 on: 07 Jan 2016, 20:26 »

MARIGOLD: "That is errant pedantry up with which I shall not put!"
MARTEN: "That's arrant pedantry!"
MOMO-TAN: "Now you're being pedantic!"
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« Reply #34 on: 07 Jan 2016, 20:32 »

Well-played.  Both of you.  Teaches me to type from my dodgy memory.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #35 on: 08 Jan 2016, 02:14 »

Marigold: THAT'S my new sex doll?? It's tiny! And where's the dong?!
Marten: Actually it's...
Momo: Just go with it. She needs as many friends as she can get.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 2-5-0!
« Reply #36 on: 08 Jan 2016, 05:07 »

And finally, Samurai Pintsize. Because I wanted Samurai Pintsize.

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« Reply #37 on: 08 Jan 2016, 05:11 »

Pintsize: Help! I accidently glued a sword to my hand, and now I can't get this stupid costume off!
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« Reply #38 on: 08 Jan 2016, 05:13 »

PINTSIZE: "FOR HONOUR AND FREE PORN!!!"
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« Reply #39 on: 08 Jan 2016, 06:08 »

Pintsize: Did you know if you run a magnet through the Feudal Japan exhibit at the museum, the cops will chase you? I'm going to need you to hide me.
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« Reply #40 on: 08 Jan 2016, 08:10 »

"NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUI - oh, wait, wrong costume. I'll come in again."
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« Reply #41 on: 08 Jan 2016, 08:34 »

PINTSIZE: "Now we'll have some peace and quiet in this town."
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« Reply #42 on: 08 Jan 2016, 15:46 »

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« Reply #43 on: 11 Jan 2016, 19:59 »


PINTSIZE: "So. Again we are defeated. "
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