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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 256
« on: 13 Feb 2016, 22:29 »

FIRST IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 256
« Reply #1 on: 14 Feb 2016, 07:45 »

CLAIRE: "It's Valentine's Day. Say something gooey to me."
MARTEN: "Here goes."

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CLAIRE: "I'm just not feelin' it from this Sharpie today."
MARTEN: "You're supposed to sniff them, not eat them. Oh Wowwwwwwwwww ..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 256
« Reply #2 on: 14 Feb 2016, 10:32 »

Claire;  So when, exactly, did you start putting that stuff in your tea?

Marten:  Uhh,   Wow.  Your hair is red.  *giiggle*.  That's so awesome....
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Re: QC Captions vol. 256
« Reply #3 on: 14 Feb 2016, 10:53 »

Claire;  So when, exactly, did you start putting that stuff in your tea?

Marten:  Uhh,   Wow.  Your hair is red.  *giiggle*.  That's so awesome....
Claire:  So when, exactly, did you start putting that stuff in your tea?
Marten: Uhh, Wow. You don't see that unicorn!?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 256
« Reply #4 on: 14 Feb 2016, 12:26 »

CLAIRE: "So, when were you going to tell me that you were 25% alien?"

MARTEN: "Only after the Ascension...!

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Re: QC Captions vol. 256
« Reply #5 on: 14 Feb 2016, 18:50 »

CLAIRE: "If you're fluent, how come your dialogue balloon looks so funny?"
MARTEN: "I said, 'fluid.'"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 256
« Reply #6 on: 14 Feb 2016, 19:03 »

Claire:  Um, so did you get that tea from Tai?

Marten:  Uh, yeah, I think so...  have you had hooves forever and I just, like, didn't notice?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 256
« Reply #7 on: 14 Feb 2016, 19:05 »

claire: thats seventeen off my fantasy list today. Drink that and we'll work on eighteen.

Marten: coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Re: QC Captions vol. 256
« Reply #8 on: 14 Feb 2016, 19:06 »

CLAIRE: "If you're fluent, how come your dialogue balloon looks so funny?"
MARTEN: "I said, 'fluid.'"
Claire: Honey, if you're into that you should have told me while I was in the shower."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 256
« Reply #9 on: 15 Feb 2016, 13:30 »

CLAIRE: "If you're fluent, how come your dialogue balloon looks so funny?"
MARTEN: "I said, 'fluid.'"
Claire: Honey, if you're into that you should have told me while I was in the shower."

MARTEN: (awkward silence)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 256
« Reply #10 on: 16 Feb 2016, 09:20 »

Claire: Let me write this down. So what is this thing about soggies?

Marten: It's just the beasts under the counter, In the cupboard, in my head
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Re: QC Captions vol. 256
« Reply #11 on: 17 Feb 2016, 10:57 »

SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 256
« Reply #12 on: 17 Feb 2016, 11:04 »

Claire: Honey, if you're into that you should have told me while I was in the shower.
Marten: You are in the shower.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 256
« Reply #13 on: 17 Feb 2016, 14:39 »

CLAIRE: ((Sing-song)) "Oh, I'm waiting, Marten!"

MARTEN: "Sorry for the hold up; Pintsize has swapped this for the loofah!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 256
« Reply #14 on: 17 Feb 2016, 15:45 »

Claire: "So sometimes a toothbrush is just a toothbrush?"
Marten: "I'm trying to keep the symbolism subtle so that the forum doesn't pick up on it and obsessively overanalyze it."
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