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Horse Torrents
« on: 17 Feb 2016, 22:47 »

For kicks, I googled Horse Torrents. Got some links to torrents of movies with the word "horse" in the title, as you'd expect. But about six links down...

> wint on Twitter: "as torrents of horse piss splatter ...
> as torrents of horse piss splatter clamorously onto my forehead I scream in absolute torment but make no attempt to move or cover my face...

Yeah, uhhhhh... that one can stay blue.


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Re: Horse Torrents
« Reply #1 on: 17 Feb 2016, 22:57 »

At least now we know what alias Pintsize uses on Twitter.
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Re: Horse Torrents
« Reply #2 on: 18 Feb 2016, 02:54 »

Yeah, I would not have risked searching that even with one hundred different safe-search filters on top of each other.


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« Reply #3 on: 18 Feb 2016, 03:30 »

Yet for some reason, I'm oddly curious.
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Re: Horse Torrents
« Reply #4 on: 18 Feb 2016, 18:20 »

With a few summers of hay-bailing for my sister's hay-burner under my childhood belt, I needed no google to form a vivid mental picture of "horse torrent."
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