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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 258
« on: 28 Feb 2016, 05:35 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 258
« Reply #1 on: 28 Feb 2016, 05:47 »
VV: "Oh, hi Marten, have you seen Faye around? I have a special surprise for her…"

Faye: "Mistress!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 258
« Reply #2 on: 28 Feb 2016, 06:32 »
VERONICA: "Martin! I hope you've been good because I've got a surprise for you!"

FAYE: "No more surprises!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 258
« Reply #3 on: 29 Feb 2016, 06:02 »
VERONICA: "The jam is moldy in the kitchen and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss"

FAYE: "Picture if you will, an artist of great talent, unappreciated by those around her, unnoticed by the critics. What would this artist have to do, what kind of masterpiece would she have to create to get recognition from those around her?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 258
« Reply #4 on: 29 Feb 2016, 06:36 »
Veronica: "Is anyone missing a big bag of money?"

Faye:  "Ah, that's mine!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 258
« Reply #5 on: 01 Mar 2016, 16:28 »
VERONICA: "Who's up,for the Hieronymus Bosch exhibit down at the museum?"
FAYE (aside): "Maybe if I don't say anything for three days no one will notice I just shit my britches!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 258
« Reply #6 on: 01 Mar 2016, 18:34 »
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V: Butts?
F: BUTTS!
M: LOL
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Re: QC Captions vol. 258
« Reply #7 on: 01 Mar 2016, 19:41 »
"Dora tells me they're called unicorn cookies!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 258
« Reply #8 on: 01 Mar 2016, 19:59 »
Veronica: "Hey kids, I brought cookies!"
Faye: "Freeze frame! So yeah, this is how the end began, how I destroyed most of the Western hemisphere (and a little bit of the South Eastern part) and how Pintsize became the leader of what was left of the Free World. What a wild 22 minutes."
*Canned studio laughter*
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Re: QC Captions vol. 258
« Reply #9 on: 02 Mar 2016, 06:44 »
SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 258
« Reply #10 on: 02 Mar 2016, 06:47 »
MOMO: "So... not so much 'Evil Step Mother' as 'Wicked Step Mother'? The sartorial choices alone...!"

SAM: "Please stop! I'm can't stop visualising the next PTA meeting!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 258
« Reply #11 on: 02 Mar 2016, 15:45 »
Momo: "Do you like to look at boys' butts? Aren't they cute?"
Sam: "EEEEEEEEEEEE BOY BUTTS!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 258
« Reply #12 on: 02 Mar 2016, 17:20 »
Quote from: Zebediah on 02 Mar 2016, 15:45
Momo: "Do you like to look at boys' butts? Aren't they cute?"
Sam: "EEEEEEEEEEEEW BOY BUTTS!"

 :mrgreen: fixed that for you
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Re: QC Captions vol. 258
« Reply #13 on: 02 Mar 2016, 22:57 »
MOMO: "... And if you keep it on the QT about me loosening the fasteners in her shoulder joints a little bit each day, I'll get you ringside for my next match."
SAM: "Eeeeeeeee! I can't believe you're really Hank the Dismemberer!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 258
« Reply #14 on: 03 Mar 2016, 15:01 »
Momo:  Eels.  Believe it or not.
Sam: Oh, God, that's Hilarious!   
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