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[mustang6172]

Sara died.

[Neko_Ali]

We don't speak of the Allosaurus Incident.

[TheEvilDog]

Look, the Allosaur apologised profusely, it had been a rough couple of weeks for him, he had been out drinking with his friend Rex,one thing lead to another and...well, he's done his time and for the last couple of years, he's been sticking to the goats and sheep for lunch.

[Is it cold in here?]

Vespavenger did leave at least one victim crippled, though I don't remember any homicides.

[BenRG]

FWIW, my idea didn't include anyone dying.

[Is it cold in here?]

True. And come to think of it, even cement shoes might be non-lethal. Momo's chassis, at least, can go swimming and presumably they don't need oxygen.

[hedgie]

IIRC, Momo was wasn't really swimming so much as walking across the bottom. 

[TinPenguin]

But Momo uses the appropriate synthetic covering. Corpsewitch would rust (or melt?)

[oeoek]

And she'll get her Mom to make CW an offer she can't refuse

And if that doesn't work, CW can wake up the next morning with a rocking horse head in her bed.

Do androids dream of have nightmares about electric eels? And does Hannermom have an electric eel tank next to her shark tank? I mean, once you start hoarding fish, why stop at a shark tank and perhaps a piranha bowl? You don't get to be a successfully Evil Entrepreneur with thinking small.

In all honesty; Corps Witch is running an illegal fight/betting game; how much leverage can she have, if not for looming powerbots like Bubbels on her side? I would think Corps Witch would jump at a chance to help out May, if only to get another possible eager fighter in her stable...

[Pilchard123]

Sara died.

I thought she turned up in a Patreon comic a few months back.

[Method of Madness]

Yeah, only her leg died.

[DSL]

There isn't some deep cultural association with dead horses, it was a warning that he could be gotten to at any time without anyone noticing until it was too late.

Except now thanks to the film, that cultural association does exist and works as its own message.

Only here, it would be the detached head of an EquiPC whomis in on the joke. CW wakens to discover the head saying: "Be-heh-heh-heh-ter do what she says, W-i-i-i-illlll-BUR. -- hey, somebody reattach my body."

[WareWolf]

Ok, so this is from Jeph's Patreon post, but not from the strip itself, and not even about QC, just something true* and very sad.

In some states it is literally a probation violation to "associate with evil men"

*I haven't checked, but that's hardly something he'd make up.

It's more often phrased as not associating with specifically named people usually co-defendants) , but also includes "shall not associate with known criminals". How that last is defined is often pretty vague.

[Method of Madness]

Better stay away from Wall Street! (Insert laugh track)

[Kugai]

If worse comes to worse, Bubbles and Faye can 'Accidentally' push her into the Furnace.

[Perfectly Reasonable]

Panel 3 Momo missed a great opportunity to do air quotes.

[Method of Madness]

You mean panel 3 May? Also, we don't know that she didn't.

[Akima]

An Apache helicopter would be a pretty capable chassis for a bodyguard.

Hmm... A bit inconvenient indoors. I'm thinking along the lines of the blue-haired robot equivalent of Faith from Mirror's Edge crossed with Molly Millions from Neuromancer.

Hanners is the loved daughter of two extremely wealthy people, and yet can live safely with no apparent security in a small college town. I've always assumed that there's a stealth airship hovering overhead just loaded with bad news for anyone who threatened our adorable space-princess.

[Thrudd]

Even better, I'm pretty sure we can scrounge up a Commodore 64 somewhere.

If you want to really be mean spirited then make it an Amstrad.

[hedgie]

Hanners is the loved daughter of two extremely wealthy people, and yet can live safely with no apparent security in a small college town. I've always assumed that there's a stealth airship hovering overhead just loaded with bad news for anyone who threatened our adorable space-princess.

Perhaps Hanners' early violent dreams and her flashes of an "alternate" Hanners capable of severe killings hide a sleeper personality implanted in to her only to be temporarily activated if she is placed in real danger.  At the very least, she needs to be able to hold off any attacker(s) until the commandos from the kill-ship are able to take over.

[Zebediah]

Yeah, Hannelore is her own bodyguard. As evidence, I point to the fact that Juicy has disappeared without a trace.

[jeph]

So, you are saying that the government should withhold medical care from cons on probation, am I right? That they should guarantee that they reoffend by forcing them to use illegal providers, risk unlicensed practitioners or steal to pay for help?

I'm more saying I don't care about cons on probation.  That I don't care how long it takes for them to get medical care.

you're human garbage

[pwhodges]

Jeph can use his forum owner's privilege to express himself in ways the mods might frown upon; so note that the mods will not allow him to be used as an example!  You can read Jeph's own views on this relationship here.

As this is last week's thread, nothing will be lost by having it locked anyway!