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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 259
« on: 06 Mar 2016, 04:48 »
FIRST IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #1 on: 06 Mar 2016, 05:45 »
MAY: "So, that 'zombie apocalypse' meme? It turns out that it's a real thing!"

MARIGOLD: "Please don't eat my brains?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #2 on: 06 Mar 2016, 05:47 »
May: "So it turns out this is an actual human head stuck on a robot body and painted blue! I knew I should have read that warranty more carefully."

Marigold: "Aaaaaah!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #3 on: 06 Mar 2016, 12:12 »
MAY: "" Your dishwasher sucks!"
MARIGOLD: "I don't HAVE a dishwasher!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #4 on: 06 Mar 2016, 13:28 »
May: "There was some old guy at the door demanding that I 'explain steampunk'. The conversation kind of went downhill from there."
Marigold: "God damn it!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #5 on: 06 Mar 2016, 17:43 »
May: "Hank is reclusive they said. Hank doesn't like social interaction outside the ring they said. But did I listen?? Noooooooo."
Marigold: "Why do they cal him the ....... Aiieeeeeeeeee."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #6 on: 06 Mar 2016, 22:44 »
Quote from: DSL on 06 Mar 2016, 12:12
MAY: "" Your dishwasher sucks!"
MARIGOLD: "I don't HAVE a dishwasher!"

Alt-MARIGOLD: "Did you remember to set the dishwasher to gentle? AAIIIEEE
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #7 on: 07 Mar 2016, 09:48 »
may: I told him not on the face but would he listen nooooooooo

marigold: oh gawd
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #8 on: 07 Mar 2016, 10:30 »
May: If you believe in the here-after, then you know what I'm here after.
Marigold: AAAAARGH!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #9 on: 07 Mar 2016, 16:43 »
Quote from: Skewbrow on 06 Mar 2016, 22:44
Quote from: DSL on 06 Mar 2016, 12:12
MAY: "" Your dishwasher sucks!"
MARIGOLD: "I don't HAVE a dishwasher!"

Alt-MARIGOLD: "Did you remember to set the dishwasher to gentle? AAIIIEEE



Alt.Alt.MARIGOLD: "I'm telling you. That's not a dishwasher. "
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #10 on: 09 Mar 2016, 03:48 »
SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #11 on: 09 Mar 2016, 03:56 »
MAY: "Okay, so you remember that I told you it sucked that I couldn't get repairs? Well, repairs that don't match my original colour theme suck even more!"

PAROLEBOT: "Oh, Turing. You went to Corpse Witch's place for help, didn't you?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #12 on: 09 Mar 2016, 04:27 »
May: Read my lips! I am fed up with this crappy chassis!

Parolebot: argvl!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #13 on: 09 Mar 2016, 06:18 »
May: Do look like Murray Langston to you?

Parolebot: They said go into law. Its a reputable profession they said. You get to help people better themselves. What do I get? Amateur talent night meets FOXX News.
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There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #14 on: 09 Mar 2016, 08:30 »
MAY: "So apparently my bot-hair is SO FUCKING FRAGILE I can't put a goddamned paper bag on it, so I now have to use this other paper bag to cover my fucking BALD HEAD because NOBODY WOULD BE ARSED TO FUCKING TELL ME WHEN THEY PUT ME IN THIS PIECEASHIT"

PAROLEBOT: "Ugh, this happens way more than it should"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #15 on: 09 Mar 2016, 21:22 »
Twofer -

May: "Got into a fight with a lawnmower. The lawnmower won."
Marigold: "You got into a fight with Stephanie!"

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May: "I can't tell if this is made from recycled paper, can you tell me what it says."
Parolebot: "Go to hell you fuc-- May, I told you before, use your words!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #16 on: 10 Mar 2016, 09:20 »
May: "I fight crime now. I'm a masked vigilante. My super-hero name is BAGWOMAN."
ParoleBot: "Why do I always wind up with the crazy ones?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #17 on: 10 Mar 2016, 10:56 »
May:  Seriously, take a guess.  Guess what that little porn-addicted bastard inked on my face while I was downcycled.
ParoleBot:  Oh, god, you know Pintsize?  I'm so sorry!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 259
« Reply #18 on: 10 Mar 2016, 11:46 »
MAY: "You mean to tell me thismis the covered treatment, and all that happened was the price got negotiated down? How did the AnthroPC Care Act ever get passed?"
PAROLEBOT: "We had to find out what was in it."
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