Topic: QC Captions vol. 260 (Read 4573 times)

Zebediah · « **on:** 13 Mar 2016, 04:50 »

FIRST IMAGE:

oeoek · « **Reply #1 on:** 13 Mar 2016, 09:13 »

Don't worry, Punchbot is just drawing a target. What could possibly go wrong?!?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #2 on:** 13 Mar 2016, 10:36 »

"This initiation ceremony is really fucked up!"
"Hey, we all went through it"

BenRG · « **Reply #3 on:** 13 Mar 2016, 10:54 »

MAY: "It's... it's not for me, it's for my older sister over there!"

PUNCHBOT: "Well, it's not the craziest excuse that I've ever heard for doing something like this but it's up there! Anything you need me to do, Pinkette?"

cesium133 · « **Reply #4 on:** 13 Mar 2016, 10:56 »

May: And after this, I'll have joined the Pen Fifteen Club?
Punchbot: Yup! You'll be the coolest robot on the block!

DSL · « **Reply #5 on:** 13 Mar 2016, 12:21 »

MAY: "I hear dry-erase markers will remove Sharpie marks."
JEPH, disguised as PUNCHBOT: "You should e-mail Mr. Willis about that. He enjoys receiving such helpful hints."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #6 on:** 13 Mar 2016, 14:34 »

May: "Use that marker, Punchbot! I will never look like a Barbie Doll down there again!"

Zebediah · « **Reply #7 on:** 13 Mar 2016, 17:30 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 13 Mar 2016, 14:34

May: "Use that marker, Punchbot! I will never look like a Barbie Doll down there again!"

Punchbot: "I actually drew the Barbie logo on your butt."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #8 on:** 13 Mar 2016, 18:00 »

May: "Draw me like one of your French girls!"
Punchbot: "Okay, Gerard Depardieu it is."

DSL · « **Reply #9 on:** 13 Mar 2016, 20:04 »

MAY: "So there's a robot here who specializes in removing those drawings of human male members from your face?"
PUNCHBOT: "Oh, you mean Hank!"

Zebediah · « **Reply #10 on:** 14 Mar 2016, 07:06 »

May: "Why the hell is this taking so long?"
Punchbot: "I'm plotting a Mandelbrot set on your butt. I always thought it looked like a butt, so now you have a butt on your butt."

hedgie · « **Reply #11 on:** 14 Mar 2016, 12:20 »

May: I am never washing this butt again.

Punchbot: That is how I felt when Hank autographed my head.

Zebediah · « **Reply #12 on:** 15 Mar 2016, 04:50 »

SECOND IMAGE:

BenRG · « **Reply #13 on:** 15 Mar 2016, 04:53 »

MAY: "Hey! I only wanted replacement skin! I never said anything about radical upgrades, especially nothing life-altering!"

BUBBLES: "Don't be a baby. This will advance the cause of science by three centuries."

FAYE: "Head tranthplant, Mith-treth! Head tranthplant!" (/igor)

miados · « **Reply #14 on:** 15 Mar 2016, 09:58 »

may: I dont like how happy faye looks right now

bubbles: Her happiness is pretty inconsistant I imagine she just is happy to learn new repair techniques

Faye: Do you think if I weld pintsize to her head she will end up like two face?

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #15 on:** 15 Mar 2016, 10:07 »

May: "I DON'T CARE WHAT BOB BARKER SAID! I'M NOT A PET! I DON'T WANT TO SPAYED AND/OR NEUTERED!"
Bubbles: "Please do not worry, you will not feel a thing. Just a half hour and you will be alright."
Faye: "Plus we'll even give you a nice cone to wear round your neck."

Zebediah · « **Reply #16 on:** 15 Mar 2016, 12:26 »

May: "Wait - what do you mean, we're making a video?"
Bubbles: "I promise I'll be gentle"
Faye: "Yay robo-porn!"

Zebediah · « **Reply #17 on:** 17 Mar 2016, 05:09 »

THIRD IMAGE because I'm in a generous mood (and there were so many good panels last week):

BenRG · « **Reply #18 on:** 17 Mar 2016, 05:21 »

BUBBLES: "Hrm. Fascinating. Someone appears to have attempted to etch microscopic-scale likenesses of hundreds of human anuses onto the friction slide plate of your shoulder joint."

MAY: "Oh, that's Pintsize! He said something about 'wanting me to be part of the crowd'!"

BUBBLES: "Shouldn't have asked."

osaka · « **Reply #19 on:** 17 Mar 2016, 05:34 »

BUBBLES: "It appears that someone has tried to make a model of this socket for something"
MAY: "When my arm fell for the third time, Momo decided to use the socket design for a new shower head"
BUBBLES: "That happened 5 minutes ago, how didn't I see it?"

DSL · « **Reply #20 on:** 17 Mar 2016, 19:26 »

BUBBLES: "This looks like something your insurance will cover."
MAY: "Oh good. I was worried this would cost me ..."
BUBBLES: "Don't. Just don't."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #21 on:** 17 Mar 2016, 22:05 »

Bubbles: "Whoever lubed this was very ... creative."
May: "That's what housemates are for. It's his personal..."
Bubbles: "I don't wanna know. Smells better anyway."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #22 on:** 18 Mar 2016, 12:30 »

Quote from: DSL on 17 Mar 2016, 19:26

BUBBLES: "This looks like something your insurance will cover..."
MAY: "Oh good. I was worried this would cost me ..."
BUBBLES: ~~"Don't. Just don't."~~

Alt-Bubbles:"... unless you're expecting great savings and a whole lot more from Geico."

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