Topic: QC Captions vol. 261 (Read 5780 times)

Zebediah · « **on:** 20 Mar 2016, 04:50 »

Happy Spring, everyone! We're about to have a snowstorm here, so FIRST IMAGE:

DSL · « **Reply #1 on:** 20 Mar 2016, 06:32 »

MOMO: "I ordered a space pizza."
MAY: "You don't even like pizza -- man, was that fun!"

Mad Cat · « **Reply #2 on:** 20 Mar 2016, 12:29 »

Don't you mean "spathe pitha"?

Thrudd · « **Reply #3 on:** 20 Mar 2016, 15:55 »

MOMO: "That is inappropriate use of non-dairy coffee whitener."
MAY: "But you said it yourself - we should do what we can to mitigate humans self harm - besides, this is fun chibi-butt"

BenRG · « **Reply #4 on:** 20 Mar 2016, 16:31 »

MOMO: "So, you're saying that you're a Snow 'Angel' now, huh? Frankly, you're only fooling yourself and I'm not going to enable you any further!"

MAY: "Come on! With this new colour, people can see when I'm an 'angel with a dirty face'!"

Tova · « **Reply #5 on:** 20 Mar 2016, 17:33 »

Momo: "I'm not sure it works that way..."
May: "Yes, it does, I can feel it! I'm becoming virtuous as the driven fucking snow!"

DSL · « **Reply #6 on:** 21 Mar 2016, 08:51 »

Quote from: Mad Cat on 20 Mar 2016, 12:29

Don't you mean "spathe pitha"?

No, becauth in the thikth grade, I had thpathe thpeeth serapy. Bathically, sey taught me how to hith.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #7 on:** 21 Mar 2016, 09:20 »

Momo: "Weren't you even the tiniest bit worried?"
May: "No. Punchbot used permanent marker, so the melting snow won't damage his autograph."

miados · « **Reply #8 on:** 21 Mar 2016, 09:38 »

momo: We really need to stop going to illegal locations while you are on probation
May: just one more coke angel.

Zebediah · « **Reply #9 on:** 21 Mar 2016, 10:21 »

Momo: "No it isn't, and even if it was it wouldn't do that!"
May: "Hey, don't disrespect my headcanon, girl! This is pixie dust, and I can too fly!"

DrBear · « **Reply #10 on:** 21 Mar 2016, 18:25 »

MOMO: Why are you doing that?
MAY: I'd rather be at the humans' Speed Beer party, but the cops are there

Zebediah · « **Reply #11 on:** 22 Mar 2016, 05:19 »

SECOND IMAGE:

DSL · « **Reply #12 on:** 22 Mar 2016, 06:18 »

EMILY ((OP): "Let me see, now. This is eleven, isn't it, Hannelore?"
HANNELORE: "Oh, no, dear. This makes twelve."
EMILY: "Hanners, dear. I think you're wrong. This one is only eleven."
HANNELORE: "No, dear, because I remember when Mr. McPhee first came in, it occurred to me that he'd make just an even dozen."
EMILY: "But, Hanners, dear. I really don't think you should count the first one."
HANNELORE: "Oh, I was counting the first one, and that makes it twelve."
EMILY: "It does? Well, she's probably right. Hanners usually is. I get them mixed up sometimes."
BUBBLES: "Makes it twelve? Twelve." (drinks)

BenRG · « **Reply #13 on:** 22 Mar 2016, 09:05 »

FAYE (Off Panel): "Hey, Bubbles! The Forum is all focussed on this! What do you look like under that armour?"

BUBBLES: "Dammit, woman! Don't interrupt my trip with trivia!"

HANNERS: "Squee! Shippy bickering!"

miados · « **Reply #14 on:** 22 Mar 2016, 12:02 »

Emily off panel: Do you have any family members named buttercup and blossom?

bubbles: I am not a cartoon I'm real stop asking me that!

Hanners: I think you would look cute flying with colors behind you.

Zebediah · « **Reply #15 on:** 22 Mar 2016, 12:35 »

Faye: ♪ Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy? ♪

Bubbles: ♪ Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality ♪

Hannelore: ♪ Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see... ♪

Mmeaninglessnamee · « **Reply #16 on:** 22 Mar 2016, 19:26 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 22 Mar 2016, 12:35

Faye: ♪ Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy? ♪

Bubbles: ♪ Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality ♪

Hannelore: ♪ Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see... ♪

The next week of the comic is all the cast coming together for a showstopper final number
The last line is Yelling Bird's return: "Any where the wind blows out your ass"

Zebediah · « **Reply #17 on:** 24 Mar 2016, 08:29 »

THIRD IMAGE:

BenRG · « **Reply #18 on:** 24 Mar 2016, 08:31 »

BUBBLES: "I'm flattered but... what...?"

EMILY: "It's something I've been working on in my spare time! It's the perfect cheese!"

(Seriously, if you didn't know that was a cubed cardigan made of 'smart' materials, you'd think it was a slice of cheese!)

Skewbrow · « **Reply #19 on:** 24 Mar 2016, 10:08 »

Bubbles: "A Banach-Tarski cardigan? Everytime I pinch the right spot it disposes of a part of itself, producing a cardigan, and then rearranges itself to be the way it was. The principle is sound, but how did you get it to form the necessary non-measurable parts?
Emily: "Easy with the axiom of choice - generator. Basically the universe has perfect recollection of how things were. Next I'll use it to defeat my nemesis."

DSL · « **Reply #20 on:** 24 Mar 2016, 15:04 »

BUBBLES: "Solve it? Solve what? The sides are all the same color and nothing rotates!"
EMILY: "That's the challenge!"

Morituri · « **Reply #21 on:** 24 Mar 2016, 18:02 »

Bubbles: But ... They're miniaturized? How did you get them in there anyway?

Emily: It turns out that the physics of projectable wormholes involve a mass reduction. As for how - I promised them cake. Hey, there was science to do.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #22 on:** 25 Mar 2016, 02:52 »

That was, indeed, a triumph.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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