Topic: QC Captions vol. 265 (Read 5585 times)

Zebediah · « **on:** 17 Apr 2016, 03:52 »

FIRST IMAGE:

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #1 on:** 17 Apr 2016, 05:12 »

Faye: *sniffs* "I love your new perfume. Aerokroil?"

BenRG · « **Reply #2 on:** 17 Apr 2016, 06:51 »

FAYE: "When they see this, the shippers'll 'squee' so loudly...!"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #3 on:** 17 Apr 2016, 09:45 »

Faye: "I appreciate the gesture, and apparently it does not strain you at all. But you don't need to hoist me from my belt. I'm sure we can figure out another way of talking face-to-face even though you're 2-and-a-half feet taller."

DSL · « **Reply #4 on:** 17 Apr 2016, 14:02 »

FAYE: "When people look at this, will they see two faces in profile, or a lamp?"

Morituri · « **Reply #5 on:** 17 Apr 2016, 18:50 »

FAYE: Mechanical squirrels. Swear to God.

Zebediah · « **Reply #6 on:** 17 Apr 2016, 19:42 »

♪ Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin' whoopee ♪

USS Martenclaire · « **Reply #7 on:** 18 Apr 2016, 00:52 »

FAYE: "Hey, neat! I can see my reflection in your eyes!"

DSL · « **Reply #8 on:** 18 Apr 2016, 22:55 »

FAYE: "Are you sure you can't hear it? 'There must be some way out of here, said the Joker to the Thief ... '"

Zebediah · « **Reply #9 on:** 19 Apr 2016, 04:05 »

SECOND IMAGE:

CLAP CLAP CLAPPITY CLAP

TinPenguin · « **Reply #10 on:** 19 Apr 2016, 04:18 »

CW: "Looks like you two are firm friends."
Faye: "Yeah, but my hands are anemones!"

Thrudd · « **Reply #11 on:** 19 Apr 2016, 05:34 »

Corpse Witch: [Please-make-her-stoh-hoh-hop] Okay, so what is this new theme song you thought up this time?

Faye: Punch your cares away (Clap clap) Moping is for another day. Let the androids play (Clap clap) At the ole Skate Park.

DSL · « **Reply #12 on:** 19 Apr 2016, 06:34 »

CW: "Did you really think installing a Clapper(TM) switch on my CPU would work?"
FAYE: "Ha ha! What a great joke for you to think of, that I would do such a thing that I totally didn't!"

Zebediah · « **Reply #13 on:** 19 Apr 2016, 06:57 »

Corpse Witch: "Look, I'm as much a fan of Ella Fitzgerald as anyone, but can't you sing any songs from our culture?"
Faye: ♪ ROCK
ROBOT ROCK
ROCK
ROBOT ROCK ♪

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TheEvilDog · « **Reply #14 on:** 19 Apr 2016, 07:59 »

CW: "I did not realise that humans and interacting with them would be so tedious."
Faye: "So no one told you life was going to be this way?" *clap clap clap clap* "This job's a joke, we're broke and Punchbot was DOA."

cesium133 · « **Reply #15 on:** 19 Apr 2016, 10:16 »

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 19 Apr 2016, 07:59

CW: "I did not realise that humans and interacting with them would be so tedious."
Faye: "So no one told you life was going to be this way?" *clap clap clap clap* "This job's a joke, we're broke and Punchbot was DOA."

CW: "I'd kill you but I'm stuck in second gear."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #16 on:** 19 Apr 2016, 19:54 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 19 Apr 2016, 10:16

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 19 Apr 2016, 07:59
CW: "I did not realise that humans and interacting with them would be so tedious."
Faye: "So no one told you life was going to be this way?" *clap clap clap clap* "This job's a joke, we're broke and Punchbot was DOA."
CW: "I'd kill you but I'm stuck in second gear."

Well I guess then it hasn't been your day, your week, your month and definitely not Punchbot's year.

USS Martenclaire · « **Reply #17 on:** 20 Apr 2016, 01:03 »

"I'll be after yoooou,
When the Feds raid the place.
I'll be after yoooou,
Then the entire human race,
I'll be after yoooou,
To spell out your DOOOOOM."

Zebediah · « **Reply #18 on:** 21 Apr 2016, 07:39 »

THIRD IMAGE:

BOW BEFORE SKULLMASTER

BenRG · « **Reply #19 on:** 21 Apr 2016, 08:01 »

DORA: "How may this unworthy one serve you, oh mighty one?"

SKULLMASTER: "Bring the marshmallows! BRING THEM AAALLLLLL!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAH!""

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #20 on:** 21 Apr 2016, 08:32 »

Dora: "And with what song will Skullmaster bless us today?"
Sam *in a delicate sing-song voice*: "My baloney has a first name, its S. K. U. L. L. M. A. S. T. E. R!"

* * *
Alternatively:
Dora: "And how did the great marshmallow hunt go today?"
Sam: "I caught one this big!....But then I ated it...

Zebediah · « **Reply #21 on:** 21 Apr 2016, 14:32 »

Dora: "Skullmaster, what is best in life?"
Skullmaster: "HAM.

HAAAAAAMMM."

K1dmor · « **Reply #22 on:** 21 Apr 2016, 23:53 »

Dora: You passed the test... Welcome, to the Undertale Fandom.
Sam: Nyeh Heh Heh!

USS Martenclaire · « **Reply #23 on:** 22 Apr 2016, 01:13 »

DORA: "Master, I accidentally unplugged the Lava Pit and introduced the flesh eating piranhas to veganism. Forgive me."

SKULLMASTER: "HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO RUN A DOOM FORTRESS WITH MINIONS LIKE THESE?!"

Thrudd · « **Reply #24 on:** 22 Apr 2016, 13:22 »

DORA: "Master,the cat accidentally unplugged the cocoa machine. Forgive him."

SKULLMASTER: "YOU FURRY FLEA-BITTEN FOOL!! I'LL COVER MY THRONE WITH YOUR HIDE!!!!"

DORA: "Master, how large a slice of pie would you like?"

SKULLMASTER" I MUST POSSES ALL OR I POSSES NOTHING!"

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