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[Zebediah]

FIRST IMAGE:



chug chug

[Zebediah]

Barry: "Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look just like a dolphin?"
Barkeep: "How many different guys are you going to use that line on, Barry? Because it's never once worked."

[DSL]

DOLPHIN BARRY: "AAA-g-g-g-g-g BEE-g-g-g-g-g CEE-g-g-g-g-g-g DEEg-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g EEEEE-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g E-g-g-g-g-g-g-FFF ..."
HARPOONISTA: "You're a dummy, all right, but I'm not buying him as a ventriloquist, sorry."

[TheEvilDog]

Barry:
Hartender: "Barry, for the last time, my eyebrows aren't stickers. Nor are they pink!"

[BenRG]

BARRY: "So you should say to ya sister that, if she plays with ya life again, you'll get Sea World to ban her for life! I knows that was the worst thing that's ever happened to me!"

BAR LADY: "Barry. Not everyone has your problems. Or preferences."

[Thrudd]

BARRY: "Me and Troy McClure have a lot in common."

BAR LADY: "Uh, Barry, please, no. I just served a whole plate of dingamagoo."

[DSL]

BARRY: "Jush tell yer shishter you can munoop ... minap ... manipulate your love life all by yourself, thanks!"
HARPOONISTA: "You want to rephrase that, I think."

[Zebediah]

SECOND IMAGE:

[BenRG]

BARLADY: "This is a family heirloom. My great-grandfather was found at sea carrying it. Call him Ishmael."

CLINTON: "Damn it! I think we're getting Ahab of ourselves here!"

[cesium133]

Beerista: In punishment for your puns against humanity, I'm afraid I have to kill you with this harpun.
Clinton: I accept this punishment with much punance.

[TheEvilDog]

Hartender: "Do you know how to use this thing?"
Clinton: "Yes, the pointy end goes into the other whale!"

[Zebediah]

Barkeep: "If you and Barry get serious, I should warn you that this is his favorite sex toy."
Clinton: "Look, I know this place has a nautical theme, but could you stop with all the gratuitous shipping?"

[DSL]

HARPOONISTA: "We're out of clean salad forks. Is this OK?"
CLINTON: "On second thought, I'll just have a bologna sandwich. At the deli down the block."

[OldGoat]

I seem to remember another relationship that started with an apartment fire early on.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=22

[jwhouk]

BARMAID: "I think that guy just posted in the wrong thread. Don't worry, I'll get him."

CLINTON: "Look, it was probably an HONEST mistake..."