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QC Captions vol. 269
« on: 15 May 2016, 05:09 »

FIRST IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 269
« Reply #1 on: 15 May 2016, 08:06 »

CLAIRE: "Ohboy! Clinton's new girl is cuuute!"

MARTIN: "Down girl! Don't get too far ahead of Jeph!!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 269
« Reply #2 on: 16 May 2016, 02:26 »

Claire: "... I get to be the flower girl..."
Marten: "... and an aunt to a reasonable number of babies!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 269
« Reply #3 on: 16 May 2016, 05:08 »

Claire: "Oh my gosh! They're going to wind up having wild sex on my mom's sofa!"
Marten: "Speaking of which, we're on a sofa right now!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 269
« Reply #4 on: 18 May 2016, 05:12 »

SECOND IMAGE:



So, officer, it was like this, I swear...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 269
« Reply #5 on: 18 May 2016, 06:04 »

CLINTON: "So, anyway, it turns out that my prosthetic literally has a mind of its own; something to do with a 'special prototype'. When I looked up, it was over by the curtains with a box of matches! I wasn't controlling it! I swear!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 269
« Reply #6 on: 18 May 2016, 06:33 »

"Dragons. Really."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 269
« Reply #7 on: 18 May 2016, 08:26 »

Nobody was driving, offisher, we was all in the back seat, shinging.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 269
« Reply #8 on: 18 May 2016, 20:16 »

CLINTON: "Well, my sister looked into the skinny guy's eyes and started giggling, and he looked into her eyes and giggled louder, and she started giggling louder, then he did, then there was a loud "PHOOOMPH" sound and a bright flash and the sofa was on fire."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 269
« Reply #9 on: 18 May 2016, 20:55 »

CLINTON: "So, anyway, it turns out that my prosthetic literally has a mind of its own; something to do with a 'special prototype'. When I looked up, it was over by the curtains with a box of matches! I wasn't controlling it! I swear!"

This is one of those really clever captions which, I think, suffers only from overexplaining the joke. How about:

CLINTON: "So, anyway, it turns out that my prosthetic literally has a mind of its own...!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 269
« Reply #10 on: 18 May 2016, 20:58 »

"So it turns out I need to put circuit breakers on my arm outlets."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 269
« Reply #11 on: 18 May 2016, 23:19 »

Clinton will never out-live the jokes on his tattoo..
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Re: QC Captions vol. 269
« Reply #12 on: 19 May 2016, 18:39 »

Clinton:  I might have mispronounced it, yeah.  Maybe she thought I said 'to kill ya' or something like that, but anyway she pulled out a harpoon and...
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