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QC Captions vol. 270
« on: 22 May 2016, 11:17 »

FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #1 on: 22 May 2016, 11:47 »

CLINTON: "This is... so bad!"

BRUN: "Mr Cuckoo says that there is still time for one more trauma."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #2 on: 22 May 2016, 12:44 »

Clinton: "ugh, now wh…?"
Brun: "according to this clock your friend Raven 'fixed', 1743."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #3 on: 22 May 2016, 22:41 »

Clinton: I was just kidding around... it's just a tattoo, how can it start an electrical fire?
Brun: I'm trying to work out how it started a mechanical clock.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #4 on: 23 May 2016, 05:58 »

CLINTON: "Oh boy ... uh, what does Ziggy say the job is now?"
BRUN: "You're supposed to help some socially maladjusted dweeb come to terms with his single mom's love life. Also, if you screw this up, you'll be back running the Navy cop shop in New Orleans, or running the starship with your dog."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #5 on: 23 May 2016, 11:17 »

C: When does the cuckoo come out?
B: Its not a cuckoo clock, OK. A Cuckoo clock has a pitched roof, ornamental scroll work and hangs on the wall. This is my great grandfather's mantle clock, and believe me we have nothing else left from those days before the war. Besides, there's no bloody cuckoo.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #6 on: 23 May 2016, 12:15 »

Clinton: "Please tell me we're not stuck in goddamn' 1995!"
Brun: "We're not stuck in godamn' 1995 ... If we can find a Higgs-field gauge-symmetry-backflow inverter for the Flux compensator within the next two hours."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #7 on: 23 May 2016, 12:20 »

Clinton: "What do you mean, you're a time traveller?"
Brun: "An old man with a robot arm gave me this vortex manipulator, about fifty years from now. He told me to warn you not to go to your mom's house tonight."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #8 on: 23 May 2016, 14:50 »

C: "What on earth happened to the scorch mark?!"
B: "You. Really. Cleaned. My. Clock."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #9 on: 23 May 2016, 15:26 »

CLINTON: "What year are we ..."
BRUN: "Twenty Sixteen, same as everyone else. Now hush, I'm about to clear four lines with the "T" piece on a hard drop for an all-time high score, and stop making fun of my vintage handheld game!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #10 on: 25 May 2016, 05:10 »

SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #11 on: 25 May 2016, 05:19 »

CHAD: "So, dude, do you have an invite for Saturday at the judge's office? After that, you get to call me 'Dad'!"

CLINTON: "THISHASGOTTOBEADREAMIWANNAWAKEUPGODIWANNAWAKEUP!!!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #12 on: 25 May 2016, 13:08 »


CHAD: "So, dude, have you heard the rumor about there being actual pod people? Crazy internet is crazy eh?"

CLINTON: "[ultrasonic screeching]"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #13 on: 25 May 2016, 13:57 »

First Image:
Clinton: Are you going to be alright?
Brun: The Alethiometer says no.

Second Image:
Chad: Dude, have you heard those adorable sounds your mom makes when someone touches her–
Clinton: Nope! Deaf since birth!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #14 on: 25 May 2016, 15:43 »

Chad: "Whoa, babe, is this the dude you hired to do the threesome with us? He's got a really cute butt!"
Clinton: "Please tell me I died in that fire."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #15 on: 25 May 2016, 18:11 »

Chad: "I've always had a fantasy about a threesome with two redheads..."
Clinton: "IT'S A WIG! I'M REALLY BALD! REALLLLLLLY BALD!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 270
« Reply #16 on: 28 May 2016, 17:08 »

Chad: "I've always had a fantasy about a threesome with two redheads..."
Clinton: "IT'S A WIG! I'M REALLY BALD! REALLLLLLLY BALD!"
CHAD: "Dude, I was thinking about your sis-"
CLINTON: "SHE'S TAKEN! TAKEEEEEEEEEEE-"
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