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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 274
« on: 19 Jun 2016, 04:10 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 274
« Reply #1 on: 19 Jun 2016, 05:00 »

Bubbles: "It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in UNICORN TEA!"
Faye: "Whatever you say, luv…"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 274
« Reply #2 on: 19 Jun 2016, 05:41 »

BUBBLES: "So, in any case, my strong autonomic reactions are entirely due to my unfamiliarity with social interactions and should in no way be considered indicative of emotional turmoil. Please, pay it no mind"

FAYE: "The lady doth protest too much!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 274
« Reply #3 on: 19 Jun 2016, 21:14 »

Bubbles: And here is lot 24B, aka Faye Whitaker; A-plus welding skills, C-minus social skills. What am I bid?

Faye: Hey, my social skills are at least C-plus, dammit!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 274
« Reply #4 on: 21 Jun 2016, 06:02 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 274
« Reply #5 on: 21 Jun 2016, 06:07 »

RENEE: "Oh my god! Brun, you're okay! I was so worried! If you'd been hurt I don't know what I'd do...!"

BRUN: "Boobies..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 274
« Reply #6 on: 21 Jun 2016, 06:39 »

RENEE (singing): "Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with meeeeeee ..."
BRUN: (motorboat sounds)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 274
« Reply #7 on: 21 Jun 2016, 09:19 »

Renee: "My boobs are a powerful narcotic."

Brun: "No, they really aren't."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 274
« Reply #8 on: 21 Jun 2016, 09:28 »

RENEE: "Tell me again your troubles, friend Brun! Tell me of them and I will fix them!"
BRUN: "Uh fed uh hant reeve!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 274
« Reply #9 on: 23 Jun 2016, 11:55 »

THIRD IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 274
« Reply #10 on: 23 Jun 2016, 12:09 »

RENEE: "Hey, Brun! I've got some hot beefcake photos on my laptop! Wanna see?"

BRUN: "No need; seen Clinton being heroic."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 274
« Reply #11 on: 24 Jun 2016, 07:39 »

Renee: "Who was that old woman at the door?"
Brun: "Future Me. She popped back in time to give me a warning. Something about Britain and the EU. Didn't quite get it all."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 274
« Reply #12 on: 24 Jun 2016, 08:56 »

BRUN: "In the condition it's in, and with all the original parts, I'd say it's value at auction would be between $10,000 and $15,000."
RENEE: "Awesome! I've got a truckload of 'em outside."
BRUN: "... In that case, move the decimal point four places to the left."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 274
« Reply #13 on: 24 Jun 2016, 11:44 »

Brun: "There's a lot of ash clogging the escapement mechanism. And the balance wheel needs to be lubed. "
Renee: "Wheels, balance... let's escape to the gym. Some sights there make me feel lubed all right."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 274
« Reply #14 on: 24 Jun 2016, 15:58 »

RENEE: "Look, I can just call for a pizza."
BRUN: "No, I want to give this Spathe Pizza signaling device one more shot. I ordered one the other night, but the bar caught fire just as the pizza was supposed to arrive ..."
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