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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 275
« on: 26 Jun 2016, 04:22 »

FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #1 on: 26 Jun 2016, 06:37 »

Огонь по готовности!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #2 on: 26 Jun 2016, 07:13 »

BUBBLES: "As Turing is my witness, I will never be Batt Lo again!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #3 on: 26 Jun 2016, 08:16 »

"Dammit: I've broken a fingernail"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #4 on: 26 Jun 2016, 15:44 »

Bubbles:  I rock this look and you know it.  Armor never goes out of style.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #5 on: 26 Jun 2016, 16:47 »

One of these days... One of these days... POW! Right in the kisser!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #6 on: 26 Jun 2016, 17:39 »

BUBBLES: "We can DO it!" (aside) "but who RIVETS any more?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #7 on: 26 Jun 2016, 17:41 »

BUBBLES (singing):
"I'm strong to the conclusion/ 'cause I run on fusion/ I'm Bubbles the soldier 'bot!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #8 on: 26 Jun 2016, 17:50 »

"I am Robot; hear me roar!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #9 on: 26 Jun 2016, 20:30 »

"If you ever interrupt my tea ceremony again, Faye  -- !"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #10 on: 26 Jun 2016, 20:45 »

"I TOLD you to fix this arm spasm!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #11 on: 27 Jun 2016, 04:00 »

"You don't know the power of the Dark Side!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #12 on: 27 Jun 2016, 10:37 »

I will make you proud astro boy even if I don't have machine guns in inappropriate places
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #13 on: 28 Jun 2016, 04:53 »

"Curses! Foiled again!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #14 on: 28 Jun 2016, 07:45 »

SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #15 on: 28 Jun 2016, 07:52 »

HANNERS: "Your tea ma'am!"

BUBBLES: "The takeover was subtler than I thought...!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #16 on: 28 Jun 2016, 15:46 »

HANNERS: Here you go. We call it an "Industrial Age Aperitif"
1 part WD40
1 part Marvel Mystery
1/2 part Cutex (the good stuff, not the acetone-free)
1/2 part STP Octane Booster
Shaken (carefully)
We're all out of Brillo so I had to garnish with SOS... What do you think?

BUBBLES: I think Faye better drive me back to the shop after I have this.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #17 on: 30 Jun 2016, 12:30 »

THIRD IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #18 on: 30 Jun 2016, 13:26 »

DORA: "It's called 'personal growth'."

FAYE: "It itches all over! I'll never be clean again!!!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #19 on: 30 Jun 2016, 13:30 »

Dora:  Face it.  We all come into this world naked, screaming, and covered in blood.

Faye:  Yeah, but we don't have to stop right then!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #20 on: 30 Jun 2016, 13:31 »

Dora:  Oh come on, think of it as personal growth.

Faye: Oh no, not ANOTHER goddamn learning experience!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #21 on: 30 Jun 2016, 14:15 »

DORA: "Seriously, heh heh, you should try some of this ..."
FAYE: "Well I could if somebody hadn't TAKEN IT ALL."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #22 on: 30 Jun 2016, 14:16 »

DORA: "What if you gave yourself a hug? Don't they have some kind of narcotic effect?"
FAYE: "That's not how the Force works!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #23 on: 30 Jun 2016, 15:36 »

DORA: "Getting laid on a regular basis has dramatically improved my outlook."
FAYE: "GOD DAMN IT! That's ANOTHER thing I haven't done in a long time!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #24 on: 30 Jun 2016, 15:40 »

Dora: Well, you've got a big red friend who might be interested...
Faye: DAMN IT Why does everyone keep shipping me with Bubbles?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #25 on: 30 Jun 2016, 21:19 »

Dora: "Well, one of us is going to have to change."

Faye: "Damn it! I tore the arms off my favorite hoodie, and we STILL end up wearing the same outfit!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 275
« Reply #26 on: 01 Jul 2016, 19:21 »

Random comic:

Dora: You're an almost eerily understanding girl sometimes, Faye.

Faye: Jesus, you need a stronger prescription than this? I can barely make out basic shapes!
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