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QC Captions vol. 279
« on: 24 Jul 2016, 04:56 »
FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #1 on: 24 Jul 2016, 06:47 »
FAYE: "Y'know, there's something odd about life today but I can't quite put my finger..."

PINTSIZE: "LSD in the air conditioning filter! WOOHOO!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #2 on: 24 Jul 2016, 06:56 »
Faye: My neck hurts!
Pintsize: All are welcome at Pintsize Chiropractic!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #3 on: 24 Jul 2016, 11:20 »
Faye: "I don't know where my booze is!"
Pintsize: "Who cares, I don't know where my attachments are!"
Hank(?): <There goes my neck again. But at least I know where my towel is.>
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #4 on: 27 Jul 2016, 03:55 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #5 on: 27 Jul 2016, 04:01 »
DORA: "What's that, Pintsize?"
MARIGOLD: "Marten fell down a butt?!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #6 on: 27 Jul 2016, 04:11 »
DORA: "What... is he having a fit or something?"

MARIGOLD: "I've wirelessly triggerd his 'Twerk' subroutine!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #7 on: 27 Jul 2016, 05:19 »
Dora: What's up with Pintsize?
Marigold: He was being an ass, so I stuck a Pokeball up his USB port... Lacking an actual Pokeball, I used a soccer ball.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #8 on: 27 Jul 2016, 06:59 »
DORA: "I didn't know a Rhyhorn could do that."

MARIGOLD: "It's super disturbing."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #9 on: 27 Jul 2016, 07:42 »
Quote from: Zebediah on 27 Jul 2016, 06:59
DORA: "I didn't know a Rhyhorn could do that."

MARIGOLD: "It's super disturbing."
Dora: He must have been really Rhyhorny.  :clairedoge:
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #10 on: 27 Jul 2016, 08:21 »
Dora: "Have you any idea what's happening to Pintsize?"
Marigold: "Either he's getting VRmolested, or we are about to see a tentacle break out of him. Alien style, except it will be emerging from his butt."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #11 on: 28 Jul 2016, 15:51 »
DORA:"I should charge extra to players. Wi-fi use, or something."
MARIGOLD: "I found Humpachu!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #12 on: 28 Jul 2016, 20:20 »
DORA: "Faye's espressosaur came back?"
MARIGOLD: "It's mutated!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #13 on: 28 Jul 2016, 21:32 »
DORA:  What's his problem?

MARIGOLD:  He says he's constipated.  He downloaded porn via Emily's wireless and I think this may be her way of telling him she noticed.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #14 on: 29 Jul 2016, 16:08 »
Quote from: Morituri on 28 Jul 2016, 21:32
DORA:  What's his problem?

MARIGOLD:  He says he's constipated.  He downloaded porn via Emily's wireless and I think this may be her way of telling him she noticed.

DORA: Is a USB port supposed to do that?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #15 on: 30 Jul 2016, 17:49 »
Quote from: Thrudd on 29 Jul 2016, 16:08
Quote from: Morituri on 28 Jul 2016, 21:32
DORA:  What's his problem?

MARIGOLD:  He says he's constipated.  He downloaded porn via Emily's wireless and I think this may be her way of telling him she noticed.

DORA: Is a USB port supposed to do that?

MARIGOLD: Not supposed to, no, but when Emily's involved that doesn't mean much.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 279
« Reply #16 on: 30 Jul 2016, 21:58 »
Dora: "I've no idea what he's up to. If you want to borrow some VR glasses, I think I have so-"
Marigold: "No, no, that is fine. I think I've seen this episode before."
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