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cesium133

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QC Captions vol. 281
« on: 07 Aug 2016, 18:58 »

Doesn't everyone want to hug a giant battle droid? But what do you say when you hug your battle droid?

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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #1 on: 07 Aug 2016, 19:02 »

Faye: I thought you said you didn't have a heartbeat
Bubbles: My coolant pump has been acting up and needs to be replaced.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #2 on: 07 Aug 2016, 23:16 »

FAYE: "Oh wow... I feel so relaxed right now! I finally get the effect!"

BUBBLES: "You... did lock the door, correct?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #3 on: 08 Aug 2016, 03:43 »

FAYE: "There IS a loss-of-consciousness-inducing effect, isn't there?"
BUBBLES: "Let's get you to the urgent-care clinic and have you checked for a concussion."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #4 on: 08 Aug 2016, 04:13 »

Faye: "Buuuurrzzzzz" *thunk*"Ow."

Bubbles: "Faye,stop it. It'd be easier for you to motorboat an actual motor boat."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #5 on: 09 Aug 2016, 11:27 »

Faye: Can I call you mommy?

Bubbles: I refuse to get a nursing upgrade
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #6 on: 09 Aug 2016, 19:56 »

F: You smell like strawberries.
B: You do not.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #7 on: 10 Aug 2016, 05:02 »

Faye: "You said I could relax. So I relaxed."
Bubbles: "This is one of the moments I would prefer my olfactory sense not to be so refined."
« Last Edit: 10 Aug 2016, 05:18 by Skewbrow »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #8 on: 10 Aug 2016, 05:53 »

F: Bubbles, you are dripping on my shoes.
B: Sorry, my pelvic oil pump is acting up again.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #9 on: 10 Aug 2016, 20:58 »

FAYE: "Fourteen hunnerd an thuddy fiiiive, Fourteen hunnerd and fowahty ... "
BUBBLES: "Curses! Here come the Dover Boys! How I hate them! How I hate Tom! How I hate Dick! How I hate LARRY! They drove me to DRINK!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #10 on: 10 Aug 2016, 21:15 »

What sweet nothings are Renee whispering into Brun's ear?

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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #11 on: 10 Aug 2016, 21:17 »

Renee:  I have a collection of ancient harpoons in the back closet.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #12 on: 10 Aug 2016, 23:14 »

RENEE: "This is the voice of temptation!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #13 on: 11 Aug 2016, 04:11 »

Renee: "Hail Hydra."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #14 on: 11 Aug 2016, 05:10 »

R: I started the fire.  I loved the glow.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #15 on: 11 Aug 2016, 07:09 »

RENEE: "Remember ..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #16 on: 11 Aug 2016, 07:53 »

RENEE: "there  is  no  escape"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #17 on: 11 Aug 2016, 18:13 »

Renee: receive the final guidance
*Shick-click*
[BANG]

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« Last Edit: 12 Aug 2016, 17:07 by Thrudd »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #18 on: 12 Aug 2016, 14:27 »

Renee:  The Voices say I shouldn't kill you.  You're very special.  They never ever said that about anyone else.
« Last Edit: 12 Aug 2016, 15:44 by Morituri »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #19 on: 15 Aug 2016, 01:33 »

Renee: "Rosebud..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 281
« Reply #20 on: 15 Aug 2016, 13:03 »

Renee:  "There is no spoon."
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