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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 283
« on: 28 Aug 2016, 05:59 »
I'm back! Thanks to Cesium123 for covering the captions threads during my absence.

So let's get to it! FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #1 on: 28 Aug 2016, 08:25 »

Elliot:  You must be this tall to go on this ride.
Renee:  I'm not going anywhere!
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a 'dèanamh nan saighdean airson cinneadh MacLeòid
We Wear Woad When We Write Code
Ní féidir liom labhairt na Gaeilge.
Seachd reultan, agus seachd clachan, agus aon chraobh geal.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #2 on: 28 Aug 2016, 08:46 »
Quote from: Zebediah on 28 Aug 2016, 05:59
I'm back! Thanks to Cesium123 for covering the captions threads during my absence.

Elliot: You're welcome!
Renee: Nope! I'm not thanking you, because you forgot to cover for me last week!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #3 on: 28 Aug 2016, 10:12 »
ELLIOT: "Hold still! You've got a spider on your head!"

RENEE: "Back off, white knight, 'gished spider' isn't my brand of conditioner!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #4 on: 28 Aug 2016, 14:33 »
Elliot: "Soft kitty,
        Warm kitty,
        Little ball of fur.
        Happy kitty,
        Sleepy kitty,
        Purr Purr Purr."

Renee: "I'm not a cat! I don't even like cats! I'm allergic to cats!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #5 on: 28 Aug 2016, 15:15 »
Elliöt: "It could happen to anyone. If somebody yelled that there's a scorpion on your nose, would you not..."
Renee: "No scorpions crawling here. Not even head lice."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #6 on: 28 Aug 2016, 18:52 »
Elliot: We need another plate.

Renee: Woah, woah, Nanas' dishes are not for eating off of.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #7 on: 29 Aug 2016, 06:11 »
Elliot: "Have a nice day, Bleminda."

Renee: "WHO THE FUCK IS BLEMINDA?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #8 on: 30 Aug 2016, 05:53 »
E: Omigosh! What's this white bubble floating over your head.
R: You're one to talk.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #9 on: 30 Aug 2016, 06:48 »
SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #10 on: 30 Aug 2016, 06:59 »
CLAIRE: "Alas! My poor brother! Cast away unto a lonely future and unknowable destiny! Ever deprived of the warmth of companionship, the joy of togetherness, the intimacy of..."

CLINTON: "Okay already! I'm going to look for Brun!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #11 on: 30 Aug 2016, 09:03 »

CLAIRE: How can anybody be that mean?
CLINTON: It's the cruelest mean I've ever heard of.
CLAIRE: Does that answer your question?
CLINTON: Now all we need is a big old fat pumpkin. I still don't think we...
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #12 on: 01 Sep 2016, 05:47 »
THIRD IMAGE:



Gooooo Ocelots!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #13 on: 01 Sep 2016, 06:07 »
Granny Augustus: Come on everybody. You too Clinton dear. It's time for Planet Espresso.
Pack: Yaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!
CLIN-TON: yaaaay
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #14 on: 01 Sep 2016, 06:09 »
COACH: "Okay, girls! Remember; we're here to help him find his girl!"

OCELOTS: "ROM-COM! ROM-COM!"

CLINTON: "Oh... joy."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 283
« Reply #15 on: 01 Sep 2016, 08:06 »
Coach: "Great news, girls! Jeph is retooling QC to be all about a women's curling team from now on!"
Ocelots: "YAAAAY CURLING!"
Clinton: "Great. I just got promoted to the main cast, and Jacques decides to take the strip in a totally different direction. Story of my fuckin' life."
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