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[Zebediah]

FIRST IMAGE:

[DrBear]

Clinton: My hand froze up again!
Dora: Maybe you'd better not order the iced coffee.

[BenRG]

CLINTON: "It's weird! Some days, I look at my hand and... suddenly, just for a second... it's my old hand; my real hand, I guess! It really freaks me out!"

DORA: "Wow! It's as if someone keeps forgetting which of your hands is which!"

Yeah, I thought I'd drag Jeph's confession on this matter into the game!

[Morituri]

Dora:  That album cover was not a good enough reason to get a hand with an eye in the palm.

Clinton:  Thing is, I can't see through it.  But somebody somewhere can.  They send me email sometimes.

[Zebediah]

Clinton: "The real problem with the hand is that it's stuck in murder mode. Every time I let my guard down it tries to strangle someone."
Dora: "I'm going to back away very slowly now..."

[cesium133]

Dora:  That album cover was not a good enough reason to get a hand with an eye in the palm.

Clinton:  Thing is, I can't see through it.  But somebody somewhere can.  They send me email sometimes.

Clinton: They like to make lewd comments about my genitalia.
Dora: That's just Pintsize. He's mostly harmless.

[DSL]

DORA:"Can I give you a hand?"
CLINTON: "I'd facepalm, but that always seems to go badly for me."

[Zebediah]

SECOND IMAGE:

[BenRG]

EMILY: "I'm a lumberjack, Clin-ton!"

CLINTON: "Just when I thought my life couldn't get more like a Monty Python sketch..."

[DSL]

EMILY: "I am Floyd R. Turbo, American!"
CLINTON: "Name the Republican presidential candidate in 2016!"
BACKGROUND MUSIC: "Tonight Show" theme by Doc Severenson and the Tonight Show Band.

[DSL]

EMILY: "A nice scary lady gave me this hat! She said it's a 'worry hat'!"
CLINTON: "Why am I suddenly more worried?"

[Thrudd]

EMILY: "What are we going to do tonight, Clin-ton?"

CLINTON: "Same as we do every evening. Drink coffee and deal with drama."

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