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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 285
« on: 11 Sep 2016, 05:16 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 285
« Reply #1 on: 11 Sep 2016, 06:07 »

ELLIOT: "So, where am I taking this suspiciously heavy knapsack full of something I'm not allowed to see?"

RENEE: "To the old quarry. It's sort of the traditional dumping ground for... er... expired baked goods for the more short-tempered folks in this town!"

BRUN: "Harpoon only slipped..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 285
« Reply #2 on: 11 Sep 2016, 16:24 »


ELLIOT: "Waffles?"

RENEE: "Waffles!"

BRUN: "And Spathe Ham."
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 285
« Reply #3 on: 11 Sep 2016, 22:16 »

ELLIOT: Boss, there was a delivery guy here and dropped off a keg of beer.  Did you order a keg of beer?
RENEE:  I didn't order a keg of beer.  This is a bakery not a bar.  Brun?
BRUN:  It could be a bar.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 285
« Reply #4 on: 13 Sep 2016, 10:31 »

Elliot: "Once upon a time, there was a very hungry caterpillar."

Renee: "On Monday she ate twelve croissants, but she was still hungry."

Brun: "Thirteen. Get it right."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 285
« Reply #5 on: 14 Sep 2016, 04:45 »

SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 285
« Reply #6 on: 14 Sep 2016, 05:10 »

May: Come on! Let's play rock-paper-scissors! I have my hand all ready to go!
Momo: No thanks.
« Last Edit: 15 Sep 2016, 05:06 by Lubricus »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 285
« Reply #7 on: 14 Sep 2016, 05:26 »

MAY: "I mean, this is great and you should be as excited as me! Come on! Show a little team spirit!"

MOMO: "I am but not enough to leave my arm on an automatic fist-pump loop."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 285
« Reply #8 on: 14 Sep 2016, 05:40 »

May: You wanna know what I think when I read the forums?
Momo: NO THANK YOU.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 285
« Reply #9 on: 14 Sep 2016, 06:25 »

May: Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "pulled pork", doesn't it?

Momo: Barbecue sauce stains my dermal covering.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 285
« Reply #10 on: 14 Sep 2016, 09:51 »

May:  So I appreciate a good off-color comment, but she was all, "Rar! Beat his brains in!"  What do you think?

Momo: I think neither you nor VespAvenger would do very well as goodwill ambassadors.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 285
« Reply #11 on: 14 Sep 2016, 12:41 »


May:  So I Told her "You're a riot, Alice. You're a regular riot. Hope they like those jokes on the moon, 'cause that's where you're going'. Do you wanna go to the moon? Do you wanna go to the moon?
Momo: That would be an improvement.
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 285
« Reply #12 on: 15 Sep 2016, 06:07 »

MAY: "Did you know that Dale is absolutely unbeatable at the pumping minigame of Mario Party 8? Even on my "turbo-jack" setting he just demolishes everything"

MOMO: "... how did we get to this point again?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 285
« Reply #13 on: 16 Sep 2016, 18:18 »

MAY: "SKREEK! SKREEK! SKREEK!"
MOMO: "I'm still going to take a shower."
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