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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 287
« on: 25 Sep 2016, 04:47 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #1 on: 25 Sep 2016, 07:14 »

LILAC: "I'm from the Confidential Commission for Stereotypical Police Procedural Dramas. Do you know of any tropes being misused in this strip?"

FAYE: "Please don't swab my DNA!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #2 on: 25 Sep 2016, 20:34 »

ROBOCOP: "Police officer. I suppose this is where you automatically start running."
FAYE: "Does this look like a CBS show?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #3 on: 25 Sep 2016, 20:45 »

FAYE:  Are you going to do the red flashie thing?
ROBOCOP:  Yes, you're going to forget everything and get back with Martin.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #4 on: 26 Sep 2016, 06:35 »

LILAC: "I'm from the Confidential Commission for Stereotypical Police Procedural Dramas. Do you know of any tropes being misused in this strip?"

FAYE: "Oh, hell, do you want a list?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #5 on: 26 Sep 2016, 10:07 »

Faye: "AI Vice? Is that a thing?"
RoboCop: "Yeah, I know. Not the most glamorous of jobs. But it pays the bills. And I have the call to serve."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #6 on: 26 Sep 2016, 14:11 »


LILAC: "Have you ever seen this Anthro PC?"

FAYE: "Pintsize? Is that even physically possible? I mean no."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #7 on: 26 Sep 2016, 22:57 »

Lilac:  So.  Um.  Happy Labor Day.  Here's the card.

Faye:  Good... God.  How much did Pintsize pay you to show me that?  'Cause I bet I'd have paid you more not to.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #8 on: 27 Sep 2016, 04:58 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #9 on: 27 Sep 2016, 05:42 »

Marten: Have you tried this artisinal sarsparilla? You'll love it!
Hannelore: And if you don't I can shove this lock pick in your ear!
Faye: I'll take the sarsparilla, thanks.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #10 on: 27 Sep 2016, 05:47 »

MARTEN: "So, it turns out that Hanners was right all along! We are all AIs programmed to think we're human!"

HANNELORE: "If you like, I can stick this lockpick in your ear and reset you to factory settings!"

FAYE: "While that'd solve a lot of my problems, I really don't want to spend the next few days trying to work out why I've skipped five years and everyone and everything has changed beyond recognition!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #11 on: 27 Sep 2016, 16:32 »

MARTEN: "Hanners uncorked the sarsaparilla bottle for me."
HANNELORE: "With my Swiss Arny Knife corkscrew. See?"
FAYE: "This is an incredibly lame caption entry, DSL."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #12 on: 27 Sep 2016, 17:47 »


MARTEN: "I'd rather have the bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!"

HANNELORE: "Don't knock it till you try it."

FAYE: "Didn't I tell you not to see the latest Hollywood remake of The Magnificent Seven?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #13 on: 27 Sep 2016, 17:51 »

OT, but wasn't "The Magnificent Seven" in and of itself, a remake?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #14 on: 27 Sep 2016, 18:42 »

Yes it was -> Seven Samurai
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #15 on: 27 Sep 2016, 19:04 »

More of a retelling than a remake.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #16 on: 28 Sep 2016, 04:49 »

All right, back to captions:

Marten: "We just filed for a patent on our new invention..."
Hannelore: "It's a hair floofer! Want to try it?"
Faye: "You know, Bubbles would look adorable with floofy hair!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #17 on: 28 Sep 2016, 16:13 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #18 on: 29 Sep 2016, 05:36 »

THIRD IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #19 on: 29 Sep 2016, 05:41 »

BUBBLES: "My major was in visual art; specifically metalworking. Do you understand where I'm going with this?"

CORPSE WITCH: "Please don't turn me into a visual art installation!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #20 on: 29 Sep 2016, 17:15 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #21 on: 29 Sep 2016, 18:16 »

Bubbles: "I will not allow you to floof my hair."
Corpse Witch: "Aw, pretty please?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 287
« Reply #22 on: 30 Sep 2016, 02:58 »

B: "do you know who killed that beautiful little cherry tree yonder in the garden? "
CW: "I can't tell a lie, I did cut it with my hatchet."
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« Reply #23 on: 30 Sep 2016, 10:15 »

Bubbles: "Did you just say you almost killed batman?."
Corpse Witch: "With a rock. It was a big rock?"
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