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QC Captions vol. 289
« on: 09 Oct 2016, 04:55 »

FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #1 on: 09 Oct 2016, 05:41 »

HANNERS: "Did I ever mention that I like it when big, cuddly men big me gifts?"

ELLIOT: "Heh... Cute! Anyway, this isn't a gift; your boss paid for this stuff in advance!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #2 on: 09 Oct 2016, 21:19 »

HANNERS: "OK, Elliott, you know where to go. And remember, you want the Model 617b chassis with the Expansion Module. That will make the upgrades easier later on."
DORA'S HEAD (in bag): "617b. Got it. Does that come with the proper waterproof covering, or is that extra?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #3 on: 11 Oct 2016, 07:43 »

SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #4 on: 11 Oct 2016, 08:39 »

Dora: That's my lunch.

Hanners: The Gorgonzola. It does nothing!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #5 on: 11 Oct 2016, 08:43 »

DORA: "Hanners, this is getting silly."

HANNERS: "It's Diet Coke break! It's Diet Coke break!"

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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #6 on: 11 Oct 2016, 11:58 »

Dora: "Come on Hanners, you've been drinking my coffee for years and never had a problem with its spider content."

Hannelore: HLORF!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #7 on: 11 Oct 2016, 20:57 »

Dora: "Hanners, you realise that's the cake bag..."
Hanners: "The blueberry muffins have an odd number of blueberries! *breathes harder*"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #8 on: 11 Oct 2016, 21:46 »

DORA: "You knew that helium tank was for the Days of Doom promotional balloons. You can either pay for another tank out of your wages or blow all the balloons up yourself."
HANNERS: (Inaudible)
EVERY DOG IN NORTHAMPTON (Offpanel): (loud and continuous baying, howling and barking)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #9 on: 12 Oct 2016, 14:20 »

Dora: "Hee hee hoo hoo ha ha ... push"
Hanners: "How can I be in labor pain?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #10 on: 13 Oct 2016, 07:17 »

THIRD IMAGE:



La lu li lo le
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #11 on: 13 Oct 2016, 07:23 »

FAIRY GIRL: "He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake, He knows when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake...!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #12 on: 13 Oct 2016, 11:48 »

FG: [sings] "I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told. I have squandered my resistance..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #13 on: 13 Oct 2016, 13:42 »

When the outside temperature rises
  And the meaning is oh so clear
  One thousand and one yellow daffodils
  Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
  Are they trying to tell you something?
  You're missing that one final screw
  You're simply not in the pink my dear
  To be honest you haven't got a clue
  I'm going slightly mad
  I'm going slightly mad
  It finally happened - I'm slightly mad!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #14 on: 13 Oct 2016, 16:59 »

"Let it go,
Let it goooo,
Not holding back any moooorrreee..."


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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #15 on: 13 Oct 2016, 17:04 »

Let it go
let it goooo
not holding back any moooorrreee...
Hannelore: *face turns white with horror*
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #16 on: 13 Oct 2016, 17:59 »

Fairy Girl:

Vurusuto ya jagaimo nanka jadou da
Otouto mo tabedashite muki-muki-muki-mu
Naporitan wa nihon ryouri nanda kono yaro!
"Hyaaaaa!
Furansu da!  Mamore!  Kon chikushou me!"
"Hitori ni suruna yo kono yaro..."

Kimi ni mo hitotsu ageru
Kirei nano hitotsu ageru
Oishii tomato tabete
Boku to odorou (Amore!)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #17 on: 13 Oct 2016, 22:32 »

FAIRY GIRL: "Shop with us this holiday
"At your local BigBox(TM)
"Save with us in every way
"From auto parts to wool socks!
"Come right down and shop today!
"Savings are the reason!
"On all things for which you pay
"This holiday shopping see-eee-son!"

HANNERS: "It's not even Hallowe'en, fer pete's sake."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #18 on: 14 Oct 2016, 17:46 »

Fairy Girl: Oh, the robots 'round here are frightful
But this reindeer's so delightful
He's gonna make Pintsize dead
Stomp his head, stomp his head, stomp his head!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 289
« Reply #19 on: 15 Oct 2016, 10:53 »

Fairy Girl: "La le li lo lu ly lå lä lö."
Reindeer: <I hate these paved roads. I want something soft to step on.>
Hanners: <If she tried Chinese she could use more tones.>
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