THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

  • 24 Apr 2024, 11:10
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: QC Captions vol. 290  (Read 3801 times)

Zebediah

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,278
  • I'm a bandicoot!
QC Captions vol. 290
« on: 16 Oct 2016, 07:14 »

FIRST IMAGE:


Logged
"It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!"

JimC

  • Beyond Thunderdome
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 571
  • Alice liked fluffy toys...
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #1 on: 16 Oct 2016, 07:28 »

FG: [sings] "I am leaving, I am leaving and your robot still remains"
Logged

BenRG

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,861
  • Boldly Going From The Back Seat!
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #2 on: 16 Oct 2016, 07:55 »

FAIRY GIRL: "Find another Jimmeny Cricket for that creep! I QUIT!"
Logged
~~~~

They call me BenRG... But I don't know why!

SubaruStephen

  • Scrabble hacker
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,319
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #3 on: 16 Oct 2016, 11:45 »

Fairy Girl: "Bah, Humbug!"*


*Littled did Fairy Girl know, she became one of the first door-to-door Anti-carolers,
later to be known as the Scrooges.
Logged
A "buttload" is an actual measurement, next time someone tells you that they need a buttload of something, tell them 126 gallons might be a bit too much.

hedgie

  • Methuselah's mentor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 5,382
  • No Pasarán!
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #4 on: 16 Oct 2016, 12:00 »

I might be a bit odd in the head, but methinks that in the original, she said it best.  Most of Pintsize's activities can really prompt no response but gibberish.
Logged
"The highest treason in the USA is to say Americans are not loved, no matter where they are, no matter what they are doing there." -- Vonnegut

Zebediah

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,278
  • I'm a bandicoot!
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #5 on: 16 Oct 2016, 18:51 »

Fairy Girl: "You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this robot is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?"
Logged
"It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!"

Thrudd

  • Scrabble hacker
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,271
  • Sucess Redefined
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #6 on: 16 Oct 2016, 20:16 »

Fairy Girl: "Also forget the wink or blowing me a kiss because your luck has just run out."
Logged
A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

DSL

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,097
    • Don Lee Cartoons
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #7 on: 17 Oct 2016, 11:59 »

FG: "LA! A note to follow. So?"
Logged
"We are who we pretend to be. So we had better be careful who we pretend to be."  -- Kurt Vonnegut.

Zebediah

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,278
  • I'm a bandicoot!
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #8 on: 19 Oct 2016, 09:39 »

SECOND IMAGE:


Logged
"It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!"

Skewbrow

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,960
  • damn it
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #9 on: 19 Oct 2016, 13:07 »

Faye: "Oh. You are very warm"
Bubbles: "I have a military grade power source. It radiates 600 watts of irritation in response to violations of personal space."
« Last Edit: 20 Oct 2016, 06:26 by Skewbrow »
Logged
QC  - entertaining you with regular shots in the butt since 2003.

BenRG

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,861
  • Boldly Going From The Back Seat!
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #10 on: 19 Oct 2016, 13:09 »

BUBBLES: "I fully understand your impulse to engage in close contact to establish and reinforce emotional bonds but I would still prefer you respect my personal space."

FAYE: "Ah, but that wouldn't be so warm and cuddly, would it?"
Logged
~~~~

They call me BenRG... But I don't know why!

hedgie

  • Methuselah's mentor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 5,382
  • No Pasarán!
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #11 on: 19 Oct 2016, 13:39 »

That raises an interesting question.  How warm is your average AI compared to your average human?  The cooling requirements would most likely cause them to be warmer than ambient temperature, but how much warmer?
Logged
"The highest treason in the USA is to say Americans are not loved, no matter where they are, no matter what they are doing there." -- Vonnegut

SubaruStephen

  • Scrabble hacker
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,319
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #12 on: 19 Oct 2016, 20:34 »

I'd guess they'd be cooler than humans when they aren't doing a lot of thinking/processing.

Judging by the pre-set emergency shut off temperature monitoring built into my PCs' BIOS, any thing over 90 degrees F is a dangerous level for the CPU.

I can say with relative certainty that larger A.I. chassis like Bubbles would be liquid cooled, at least in the area where her main processor(s) are located, so they'd have warm and cold spots.
Logged
A "buttload" is an actual measurement, next time someone tells you that they need a buttload of something, tell them 126 gallons might be a bit too much.

hedgie

  • Methuselah's mentor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 5,382
  • No Pasarán!
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #13 on: 19 Oct 2016, 21:51 »

Hmm.  Mine says that it goes critical at 80°C.
Logged
"The highest treason in the USA is to say Americans are not loved, no matter where they are, no matter what they are doing there." -- Vonnegut

Thrudd

  • Scrabble hacker
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,271
  • Sucess Redefined
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #14 on: 20 Oct 2016, 06:47 »

Well all those temperature profiles go out the window once you step away from planar silicon architectures.
With all the, slightly ahead of our time, technology already deployed in the QC-verse I do not find it all that hard to believe that the core technology.
Think 3-5 materials, carbon nano tubes and Graphene, Q bits and electron spin control, positron circuits [still pure science fantasy - thanks Perry Rhodan].
Then there is such things as photonics where the circuitry uses light instead of electron flow, super conductivity and just plain ole planar stacking at the chip level.
< think club sandwich but with thinner insulating bread slices in the middle layers >
Logged
A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

Gyrre

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,288
Re: QC Captions vol. 290
« Reply #15 on: 21 Oct 2016, 10:42 »

Well here's the blushing robot discussion from tumblr from earlier this year.
Logged
Quote
a real-ass gaddam sword
Quote
"Broken swords and dragon bones scattered on the way back home."

Too stubborn to die, just like the rest of my family.
Pages: [1]   Go Up