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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 291
« on: 23 Oct 2016, 06:33 »
FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #1 on: 23 Oct 2016, 07:29 »
Claire: But I thought robots loved battery acid!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #2 on: 23 Oct 2016, 07:48 »
CLAIRE: "When you say it tastes 'unique', that's a bad thing, isn't it?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #3 on: 24 Oct 2016, 00:14 »
CLAIRE: "Too much lemon?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #4 on: 24 Oct 2016, 03:36 »
"I have no idea how to do the Heimlich maneuver on a robot."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #5 on: 25 Oct 2016, 18:40 »
"Too much turpentine or not enough lemon?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #6 on: 26 Oct 2016, 01:11 »
"Socrates liked it when I gave it to him".
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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #7 on: 26 Oct 2016, 07:13 »
SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #8 on: 26 Oct 2016, 07:14 »
LILAC: "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #9 on: 26 Oct 2016, 07:29 »
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 26 Oct 2016, 01:11
"Socrates liked it when I gave it to him".

Are we talking about Hemlock or Heimlich here?


Back to captions...


Claire: "No good. That's the face I make when I sip bourbon instead of an appropriately aged peaty single malt."

... the new image came while I was posting. Let's try

Lilac: "Freeze. You are not a member of the Omni Consumer Product board of executives. The fourth directive does not apply."


« Last Edit: 26 Oct 2016, 23:19 by Skewbrow »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #10 on: 26 Oct 2016, 08:25 »

Lilac:  Where did that fairy girl go?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #11 on: 27 Oct 2016, 15:56 »
Get back here with that chocolate doughnut, fiend!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #12 on: 27 Oct 2016, 16:52 »
LILAC: "I said, 'Go Go Gadget Rocket Skates,' dammit!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #13 on: 27 Oct 2016, 18:46 »
In the spirit of the season  :-D

LILAC: "Get over here, you idiot!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #14 on: 28 Oct 2016, 14:40 »
LILAC: "Man, fuck whoever rewired my leg motors to only hop backwards."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 291
« Reply #15 on: 01 Nov 2016, 20:23 »
"Come back! That's my garbage can!"
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