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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 297
« on: 04 Dec 2016, 05:57 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 297
« Reply #1 on: 04 Dec 2016, 06:53 »

CORPSE WITCH: "How in the name of Turing could anybody have this sort of funds in cash?"

FAYE: "I can answer in one word: Tips."

MAY: "Wow! You must be good! Can you give me any pointers?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 297
« Reply #2 on: 04 Dec 2016, 21:23 »

CW: There's human genitalia drawn on every bill.

Faye: Well, I'm not the one who drew it. But, if it were me, money is money.

May: Money is money indeed. BTW, I got the cash from Pintsize.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 297
« Reply #3 on: 07 Dec 2016, 06:12 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 297
« Reply #4 on: 07 Dec 2016, 06:16 »

MAY: "Mercy! It's still factory-fresh!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 297
« Reply #5 on: 07 Dec 2016, 06:18 »

May: Surgery via taser seems like a bad idea.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 297
« Reply #6 on: 07 Dec 2016, 10:30 »

May: "Raise your hands. Raise your hands, if you're Sure!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 297
« Reply #7 on: 08 Dec 2016, 17:19 »

May: 'Is it weird that this is turning me on?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 297
« Reply #8 on: 09 Dec 2016, 05:31 »

May: "Don't shoot! The eels are innocent."

I just followed sight lines. Don't ask. Even I don't know why. :psyduck:
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Re: QC Captions vol. 297
« Reply #9 on: 09 Dec 2016, 06:29 »

^Oh dear. :psyduck: :psyduck: Though I don't think May's chassis is equipped to house eels. Not even after this latest upgrade.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 297
« Reply #10 on: 12 Dec 2016, 03:01 »

MAY: "Why do I need a hair dryer when I just had it shaved all off?"
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