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QC Captions vol. 293
« on: 06 Nov 2016, 05:09 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #1 on: 06 Nov 2016, 05:50 »

ELLIOTT: "Are those symbols on the side meant to glow? It's kind of... freaky!"

NOTJEPH: "I'm not sure; the guy who sold this stuff to me said that the beer's taste came from a special power that the symbols keep stable. 'A taste from beyond this world', he said!"

BRUN: "You're all DooMed."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #2 on: 06 Nov 2016, 08:07 »

Brun: "Nur Todgeweihten taugt mein Anblick; wer mich erschaut, der scheidet vom Lebenslicht. Du sahest der Walküre sehrenden Blick:
mit ihr musst du nun ziehn!"
Elliot: "Ominous."
Boss: "I guess there's a reason why mortals rarely ask for this brew."

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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #3 on: 06 Nov 2016, 08:54 »

Elliot: "So what did the supplier say about this beer?"
Joph: "Not much. Only that it would unleash the darker and baser parts of our human nature. In doing so, we mark the end of all things...."
Brun: "Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together, Brighter than a lucky penny, When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear, And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #4 on: 06 Nov 2016, 11:45 »

Elliot:  So, wait, how did you get those guys to supply beer?
Boss:  Well, they got real friendly after I got Emily to build that interociter thingy.... can't beat the price, anyhow. 
Brun:  Wow, what else is in their catalog?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #5 on: 06 Nov 2016, 16:24 »

Elliot: 'You really have Zombie Hitler's head sealed in that barrel?'
Geoff: 'I thought the listing on eBay Platinum Reserve was just a joke but... it's him. He's real.'
Brun: 'Meine Untoten Führer'
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #6 on: 07 Nov 2016, 15:06 »

Elliot: "So, we're dealing with some kind of eldritch horror brew?"

Barkeep: "This here is the distilled essence of Mr. Howard Phillips Lovecraft himself."

Brun: "Ygnaiih ... ygnaiih ... thflthkh'ngha ... Yog-Sothoth...."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #7 on: 07 Nov 2016, 20:58 »

I don't have anything for Elliot or the bartender, but:

Brün: "Cthulhu fhtagn."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #8 on: 07 Nov 2016, 22:05 »

Elliot:So, is this truly the One Drink?
Barkeeper:The one drink to rule them all.
Brun:MY PRECIOUS
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #9 on: 07 Nov 2016, 22:34 »

I don't have anything for Elliot or the bartender, but:

Brün: "Cthulhu fhtagn."

Allow me to borrow that for a second...

Brün: "Ia, Ia, Cthulhu flagon."

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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #10 on: 08 Nov 2016, 06:04 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #11 on: 08 Nov 2016, 06:18 »

RENEE :"So... I forgot to mention that Brun can be a bit possessive of her friends, hmmm?"

ELLIOTT: "Yeah, I'm thinking that it skipped your mind along with the bit about 'zero tolerance for alcohol'."

BRUN: "MINE! ((Grunt)) Fight you!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #12 on: 08 Nov 2016, 07:57 »


RENEE :"Did I mention she sleep walks and acts out scenes from movies she recently watched?"

ELLIOTT: "At least its not the flying monkeys."

BRUN: "Ganging up on me eh? Put em up! Put em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #13 on: 08 Nov 2016, 13:29 »

Renee: "So, Brun is kung fu fighting? Her kicks are fast as lightning?"

Elliot: "It's a little bit frightening, but she does not fight with expert timing."

Brun: "Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #14 on: 08 Nov 2016, 13:35 »


RENEE :"Did I mention she sleep walks and acts out scenes from movies she recently watched?"

ELLIOTT: "At least its not the flying monkeys."

BRUN: "Ganging up on me eh? Put em up! Put em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want!"

Haha, nobody ever quotes the Cowardly Lion.  :-D
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #15 on: 09 Nov 2016, 05:47 »

I was going to go all Curly Howard but that mane and the thought that she was seeing double just clicked.

I just realized that I could have switched the order and had Elliot make his statement last.  :-P
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #16 on: 09 Nov 2016, 11:21 »

I was going to go all Curly Howard but that mane and the thought that she was seeing double just clicked.

I just realized that I could have switched the order and had Elliot make his statement last.  :-P

That would have worked too, but this way was fine.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #17 on: 10 Nov 2016, 06:04 »

THIRD IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #18 on: 10 Nov 2016, 06:11 »

I don't have anything for Elliot or the bartender, but:

Brün: "Cthulhu fhtagn."

Allow me to borrow that for a second...

Brün: "Ia, Ia, Cthulhu flagon."

 :claireface:
Now, I have to borrow it back:

Brün: "Ia, Ia, Cuckoo flagon."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #19 on: 10 Nov 2016, 06:21 »

Hanners: "If you are looking, I know a handsome guy attracted to girls with your body type."
Renee: "Gah! What!?"
Elliot (singing): "... and crown thy good with brotherhood\\ From sea to shining sea!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #20 on: 10 Nov 2016, 06:28 »

HANNELORE: "Did you say that you'll 'make a clean sweep'?"

RENEE: "Oh god! She can shadow-jump!"

ELLIOTT: "Mmm... Cleaning maid Brun..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 293
« Reply #21 on: 10 Nov 2016, 11:25 »


HANNELORE: "You called'?"

RENEE: "Ack! I didn't say anything resembling a cricket based beverage!"

ELLIOTT: "... to do my best. To do my duty ......"
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« Reply #22 on: 11 Nov 2016, 07:15 »

Hannelore: "Hi! I might have accidentally dropped some of my medications into the coffee this morning, and I wanted to make sure everyone's okay!"

Renee: "What? Elliot drank a whole pot of that coffee!"

Elliot: "I see a unicorn..."
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