Topic: QC Captions vol. 294 (Read 5801 times)

Zebediah · « **on:** 13 Nov 2016, 04:58 »

FIRST IMAGE:

BenRG · « **Reply #1 on:** 13 Nov 2016, 05:40 »

RENEE: "Did Brun just... transform into a Magical Sailor Soldier Girl?!?"

Zebediah · « **Reply #2 on:** 13 Nov 2016, 06:24 »

"Massachusetts just legalized weed..."

cesium133 · « **Reply #3 on:** 13 Nov 2016, 09:09 »

Renee: Why is that blue robot sitting on the other robot's face?

Blood-Tree · « **Reply #4 on:** 13 Nov 2016, 15:39 »

Renee: 'And now he's got one of those green ganymedean slime molds growing out of his left ear, sucking out his brains. He keeps asking about Danish pastry, I don't know if it will get rid of the brain mold or if it needs the sugar to start sporinating. Either way, if the mold is controlling his thoughts then I suggest we do as the man asks.'

Tova · « **Reply #5 on:** 13 Nov 2016, 15:46 »

... is that a camera?

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #6 on:** 13 Nov 2016, 18:42 »

Renee: "..the hell? Where did all these people come from? Is that the Enterprise? A bandicoot? A giant purple and teal spider?! Stop staring at us!"

DSL · « **Reply #7 on:** 13 Nov 2016, 20:44 »

RENEE: "Hi, I'm Renee, and this is Elliott, and while we're not bakery employees, we play them in the webcomic 'Questionable Content.' We'd like to talk to you today about a problem that plagues millions of people around the world, maybe even you or someone you know ..."

Thrudd · « **Reply #8 on:** 14 Nov 2016, 17:26 »

RENEE: " Is that a? With a tea cozy? I didn't think that was possible. "

Zebediah · « **Reply #9 on:** 15 Nov 2016, 04:05 »

SECOND IMAGE:

BenRG · « **Reply #10 on:** 15 Nov 2016, 04:18 »

HIGH PRIESTESS JAVA: "LET THE RITUAL BEGIN!!"

BEAN-ACOLYTES: "CAFFEINE! CAFFEINE!"

Zebediah · « **Reply #11 on:** 15 Nov 2016, 13:43 »

High Priestess: "It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking,
The shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."

Acolytes: ♪ Way down among Brazilians
Coffee beans grow by the billions
So they've got to find those extra cups to fill
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil ♪

Storel · « **Reply #12 on:** 15 Nov 2016, 18:52 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 15 Nov 2016, 13:43

Acolytes: ♪ Way down among Brazilians
Coffee beans grow by the billions
So they've got to find those extra cups to fill
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil ♪

What tune is that sung to? I keep wanting to do it to "Way Down Upon the Swanee River", but it doesn't fit.

Zebediah · « **Reply #13 on:** 15 Nov 2016, 18:57 »

It's an old Frank Sinatra song:

Although I imagine the coffee cult sings it more like a Gregorian chant.

Mad Cat · « **Reply #14 on:** 15 Nov 2016, 19:13 »

Priestess of the French Press: And now, as it has been done since time immemorial, the neophyte adds her beans to the grinder of eternity. As it is brewed, so let it be drunk.
Acolytes: Espresso. Macchiato. Cappuchino. Mocha.

DSL · « **Reply #15 on:** 15 Nov 2016, 22:10 »

CAFFIENE QUEEN: "Triple shot, double hot, half-caf, mocha latte with half soy, half half-and-half, one-and-a-half sugars and half a Splenda, shaken not stirred, in a paper cup with two zarfs and a non-reclosable lid."
CAFFIENE COURT: "With room for cream!"

Storel · « **Reply #16 on:** 16 Nov 2016, 10:53 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 15 Nov 2016, 18:57

It's an old Frank Sinatra song:

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Aha, never heard of that one before. Thanks!

Quote from: Zebediah on 15 Nov 2016, 18:57

Although I imagine the coffee cult sings it more like a Gregorian chant.

Ooh, yes, very appropriate. I like the way you think.

Zebediah · « **Reply #17 on:** 17 Nov 2016, 06:19 »

THIRD IMAGE:

cesium133 · « **Reply #18 on:** 17 Nov 2016, 06:22 »

Too lazy to bother finding the reference link, but...

Pintsize: It's like a Barbie doll down there!
May: I know, right!?

BenRG · « **Reply #19 on:** 17 Nov 2016, 06:27 »

PINTSIZE: "I'm suing Ron Jeremy for false advertising! It does nothing for me!"

MAY: "It isn't great from where I'm sitting either."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #20 on:** 17 Nov 2016, 08:04 »

Pintsize: (muffled slurping followed by a sigh of disappointment)
May: "While you are at it, would you mind cleaning up the crevass near the left hip joint. Some residue piles up there, and it's kinda hard to reach. I give you a $2 discount."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #21 on:** 17 Nov 2016, 13:46 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 15 Nov 2016, 18:57

Although I imagine the coffee cult sings it more like a Gregorian chant.

Chant to the tune of doom (this is the performance I wanted there to be in the first place, link now fixed).


Lattem bibimus
Fabam assumus
Ave corpus Juan Valdéz
Ave sanguis hostia hircum

Blood-Tree · « **Reply #22 on:** 17 Nov 2016, 17:09 »

Pintsize: Should've known better than to cheat a friend, And waste the chance that I've been given, So I'm never gonna dance again, The way I danced with you

May: I'm never gonna dance again, Guilty feet have got no rhythm, Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool

*cue sax solo*

Thrudd · « **Reply #23 on:** 17 Nov 2016, 20:56 »

Because someone had to do it

Definitely not politically correct or in good taste

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K1dmor · « **Reply #24 on:** 17 Nov 2016, 21:17 »

Pintsize: "So this is the Dark Side".
May: "Don't make me use the force".

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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