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QC Captions vol. 295
« on: 20 Nov 2016, 05:50 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 295
« Reply #1 on: 20 Nov 2016, 06:24 »

EMILY: "Are... are they gone?"

HANNERS: "I can't see them but that doesn't mean anything! Remember, these horrors are invisible until they are ready to attack and burrow into you!"

DORA: "I'm cutting off your SyFy privileges starting now."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 295
« Reply #2 on: 20 Nov 2016, 06:29 »

Emily: The artist has oriented this drawing such that Hannelore's butt is emphasized by the Rule of Thirds.
Hannelore: Where is that jerk? Is he on the floor?
Dora: Thanks Emily. Now I can't stop thinking about Hanners' butt.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 295
« Reply #3 on: 20 Nov 2016, 17:25 »

Emily: The artist has oriented this drawing such that Hannelore's butt is emphasized by the Rule of Thirds.
Hannelore: Where is that jerk? Is he on the floor?
Dora: Thanks Emily. Now I can't stop thinking about Hanners' butt.

Emily: Darn it, Dora, now I can't stop thinking about it either.

(The real reason they both decided to get drunk once Hanners went out to get burritos!)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 295
« Reply #4 on: 20 Nov 2016, 17:39 »

Emily: "Didn't Marvel Comics get in trouble for a Spider-Woman cover with this exact pose?"

Hannelore: "Oh no! I must have been bitten by a radioactive and highly sexist spider down by the coffee roaster!"

Dora: "None of the basement spiders are radioactive! They're sexist as hell though, the little bastards."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 295
« Reply #5 on: 21 Nov 2016, 15:19 »

Emily: Dr. Chandajeevamukhtamurthy swears that the pose you're doing will help you achieve spathe ham nirvana! Are you?

Hannelore: I think the sight of all these dust particles is making me lightheaded...

Dora: No, I think that's down to you restricting your circulation just a tad.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 295
« Reply #6 on: 21 Nov 2016, 15:56 »

Emily: Butts!
Hannelore: Butts?!
Dora: Butts...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 295
« Reply #7 on: 21 Nov 2016, 16:34 »


Emily: Mglrmglmglmgl!
Hannelore: MRGLLLL GLRRM GL GRELL?!
Dora: Aaaaaughibbrgubugbugrguburgle.....
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Re: QC Captions vol. 295
« Reply #8 on: 22 Nov 2016, 16:59 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 295
« Reply #9 on: 22 Nov 2016, 17:26 »

first image
Emily: What are you looking for?
Hanners: I'm not entirely sure. It looked like a big lobster with wings and a trumpet in its back!
Dora: That'd be a 'nell beetle' from D&D. I told you the grounds in the glowing barrel weren't meant for human consumption.


EDIT: tired brain typos
« Last Edit: 23 Nov 2016, 17:17 by Gyrre »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 295
« Reply #10 on: 22 Nov 2016, 23:35 »

DORA: "Halt, lawbreaker! None shall pass with the unholy bangs of blindness!"

EMILY: "Fie! Fie and I shall yet be rid of my sacred burden! Strike, ser knight if you dare and believe your sword is just!"

HANNELORE: "WHAT? THE? LIVING? HELL?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 295
« Reply #11 on: 23 Nov 2016, 06:14 »

Dora: "For defiling the Unholy Rite of Java, the penalty is your eyes!"

Emily: "Even without my sight, my kung fu is strong and will defeat you!"

Hannelore: "Again? Behave or I will unleash my Hannerpowers on both of you!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 295
« Reply #12 on: 23 Nov 2016, 19:39 »

Dora: "How ever did you manage to stab yourself in the head? Now Hold Still!"

Emily: "ɥƃnoɥʇ pɹıǝʍ sןǝǝɟ ¡ןןnʞs ǝɥʇ uı sɹoʇdǝɔǝɹ uıɐd ou ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʍouʞ noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ"

Hannelore: "You were supposed to use a fake sword for that prank."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 295
« Reply #13 on: 25 Nov 2016, 13:26 »

Emily: "Cannot see. And I don't have instrument rating."
Dora: "Keep flying. The bangs of guilt will soon be gone."
Hanners: "In space all flights are IFR."
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