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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 296
« on: 27 Nov 2016, 08:44 »
FIRST IMAGE:



owww,,,,
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Re: QC Captions vol. 296
« Reply #1 on: 27 Nov 2016, 08:48 »
Hannelore:  But it says...
Emily:  I don't need any more snowmobile fuel!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 296
« Reply #2 on: 27 Nov 2016, 09:47 »
HANNERS: "Old Abyssinia's Patent Purple Purgative, guaranteed to remove 100% of all abnormal colouration from your field of view. Prepare in a 1:5 solution with pure water and apply..."

EMILY: "Please, I don't care what your grandmother's secret recipe is, just stop thinking so loud around me!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 296
« Reply #3 on: 27 Nov 2016, 12:30 »
Hanners: "Warning, may induce the Godzilla of all hangovers"
Emily: "Shh, my kaiju sense is tingling!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 296
« Reply #4 on: 27 Nov 2016, 20:12 »
Hanners: "Gerudo Royal Reserve"
Emily: "Why is that idiot breaking flower pots again?"
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 296
« Reply #5 on: 28 Nov 2016, 22:32 »
Hanners:  "May induce prophetic visions?"

Emily: Ssssh.  I've almost got next week's lottery numbers!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 296
« Reply #6 on: 29 Nov 2016, 06:46 »
GOBBLE GOBBLE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 296
« Reply #7 on: 29 Nov 2016, 11:04 »
Guy: What style would you prefer?
Turkey: Just a little off the top.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 296
« Reply #8 on: 29 Nov 2016, 12:03 »
Farmer: "Gonna get all up in your butt meats!"

Turkey: "With that horrible Photoshop job of a hand? I think my butt meats are perfectly safe."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 296
« Reply #9 on: 29 Nov 2016, 14:03 »
HUMAN: "Turn your head ... "
TURKEY: (coughs)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 296
« Reply #10 on: 01 Dec 2016, 16:11 »
THIRD IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 296
« Reply #11 on: 01 Dec 2016, 16:13 »
Faye:  What's the password?
May:  Booze!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 296
« Reply #12 on: 01 Dec 2016, 16:29 »
Faye: What are you doing here?

May: I brought toys  :evil:
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 296
« Reply #13 on: 01 Dec 2016, 23:38 »
FAYE: "You again? After two face transplants? What is it now?"

MAY: "Pintsize inspired me! Please, please help install these hardware mods for me!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 296
« Reply #14 on: 02 Dec 2016, 04:31 »
Faye: "You want me to install what, where?"

May: "I overheard this guy call another guy a flaming asshole and I thought, 'Hey! What a cool idea!'"
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