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QC Captions vol. 298
« on: 11 Dec 2016, 05:43 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 298
« Reply #1 on: 11 Dec 2016, 11:12 »
FAYE: "Yrrr mah besht fffriend...! Y'an me pal! 'Gainst th' world! Y'and meh 'gainst the worl'...!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 298
« Reply #2 on: 11 Dec 2016, 13:56 »
Faye:  Sob, wail, what's a poor vampire to do, with all you people now walking around without blood?  I'm starvin' to death here and It ain't like we can apply for food stamps!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 298
« Reply #3 on: 11 Dec 2016, 14:06 »
"Nobody wants me.  Even Pintsize gets more action than I do."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 298
« Reply #4 on: 11 Dec 2016, 14:51 »
Quote from: Morituri on 11 Dec 2016, 13:56
Faye:  Sob, wail, what's a poor vampire to do, with all you people now walking around without blood?  I'm starvin' to death here and It ain't like we can apply for food stamps!
May: Uh.... Van Hellsing, I found another one of your 'friends'. Could you, uh, maybe get her off of me?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 298
« Reply #5 on: 12 Dec 2016, 02:58 »
FAYE: "... Five hunnert an' thutty eight, five hunnert an' fawty, five hunnert an' fawty too ..."
MAY: <Accessing database: "Handbook of Useful Information." Search: "How to Remove A Young Lady from an AnthroPC Chassis." Items needed: ... tire iron?>
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Re: QC Captions vol. 298
« Reply #6 on: 13 Dec 2016, 13:25 »
Faye: "My mom didn't get me a pony for Christmas!"

May: "First world problem, chica."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 298
« Reply #7 on: 14 Dec 2016, 07:24 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 298
« Reply #8 on: 14 Dec 2016, 07:32 »
BUBBLES: "Monster! That was the last Twinkie!"

CORPSE WITCH: "No! It's a lie! Jeremy took it; I don't know why a being without a mouth would steal a snack cake but you have to believe me!!!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 298
« Reply #9 on: 14 Dec 2016, 08:14 »
Bubbles: "We can do this two ways: the hard way, or I snap your neck."

Corpse Witch: "Why do I feel like the hard way also involves snapping my neck?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 298
« Reply #10 on: 14 Dec 2016, 08:35 »

Bubbles: "The cake was a lie!"

Corpse Witch: "Would pie be okay?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 298
« Reply #11 on: 14 Dec 2016, 15:11 »
Bubbles: What did you do to my tea? Instead of unicorns, I saw Barney the dinosaur!!

CW: Hey, sorry, I had to borrow some of your tea, but I replaced it with Lipton's Finest!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 298
« Reply #12 on: 15 Dec 2016, 08:04 »
BUBBLES: "I. Just. Mopped. That. Floor."
CW: "I told you, I can't take my shoes off! They're molded on!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 298
« Reply #13 on: 15 Dec 2016, 17:26 »
Bubbles: Tell me where it is or I'll choke the life out of you.
Corpse Witch: You know I can't breath, right?
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