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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 299
« on: 18 Dec 2016, 04:49 »

FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 299
« Reply #1 on: 18 Dec 2016, 07:53 »

Faye: "Well, what do you see?"
Marten: "Butts. I'm getting nothing but butts."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 299
« Reply #2 on: 18 Dec 2016, 09:29 »

FAYE: "Damn! Try to guess what happened to me today!"

MARTEN: "The universal vibes whisper something about punches and butts!"

OR...

FAYE: "Reach beyond your physical senses, Padawan! Feel what awaits us!"

MARTEN: "It... it's true, Master! I can see the troops in the corridors as if the walls were glass!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 299
« Reply #3 on: 18 Dec 2016, 09:56 »

Faye: "Wait, what do you mean, 'depressed skull fracture'?"

Marten: "Karma for all those times I let Pintsize get his head bashed in. Anyway, direct pressure seems to help."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 299
« Reply #4 on: 18 Dec 2016, 14:39 »

Marten:  Southern, Red head, Bubbles

Faye:
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Re: QC Captions vol. 299
« Reply #5 on: 19 Dec 2016, 06:04 »

MARTEN: "They sent a ship for us, sir, a naval ship. What kind was it, sir? What's the one, not a destroyer but ..."
FAYE: "Frigate!"
MARTEN: "Oh, exactly, sir, that's what I said! What difference does it make! ... And then, sir, we were taken to see that Russian ballet, the big one that's in Moscow, what's it called ..."
FAYE: "Bolshoi!"
MARTEN: "Oh no sir! It's true! Every word!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 299
« Reply #6 on: 22 Dec 2016, 04:59 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 299
« Reply #7 on: 22 Dec 2016, 05:08 »

Jeremy: Do you have time to discuss our Lord and Savior, Assembly Unit #5682102?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 299
« Reply #8 on: 22 Dec 2016, 05:08 »

JEREMY: "EYE SEE WHAT YOU'RE UP TO!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 299
« Reply #9 on: 22 Dec 2016, 06:29 »

Jeremy: "Hey! The eye is up here!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 299
« Reply #10 on: 23 Dec 2016, 05:56 »

"Madame! Do you mind? How would you like it were I to constantly peer over your shoulder as you worked?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 299
« Reply #11 on: 23 Dec 2016, 19:19 »

JEREMY: "Te chuta hat yudd!"
BUBBLES: "Goodness gracious me!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 299
« Reply #12 on: 24 Dec 2016, 12:31 »

Jeremy: ♪ You never close your eyes any more when I kiss your lips
              And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips
              You're trying hard not to show it, baby
              But baby, baby I know it ♪
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