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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 300
« on: 25 Dec 2016, 08:11 »
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Welcome Yule, or whatever other holiday(s) you may celebrate this time of year! And welcome to the 300th edition of QC Captions!

For our first image, a challenge. I look forward to seeing what you can do with this one:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 300
« Reply #1 on: 25 Dec 2016, 08:14 »
Narrator: The waste byproducts of androids are sent to a server farm, where they're turned into food served to humans as toast.
ToasterBot: Tasty, isn't it?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 300
« Reply #2 on: 25 Dec 2016, 09:27 »
NARRATOR: "Even defectives are not forgotten by The Creator's benevolence; some adjustments to intelligence level and their need for external stimuli and they find meaning in those small tasks for which they are trusted!

T04ST-R: "I rejoice in being reduced to an immobile appliance unable to manipulate my environment!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 300
« Reply #3 on: 25 Dec 2016, 11:54 »
Narration:  Once it had access to the servers, Mirai quickly enlisted millions of Internet-Of-Things appliances into its botnet.

Toaster:  Cool!  Now I can participate in DDoS attacks!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 300
« Reply #4 on: 26 Dec 2016, 21:23 »
OPENING CRAWL: "EPISODE 3.5: PEACH HELLBOT -- Traumatized by FAYE's sudden departure and the cumulative effect of too many blows to this sensory and communcation platform, PUNCHBOT gains access to the Chrono-Transmogrifier and journeys back to a time just before the start of our story ..."

(slow tilt DOWN as music swells)

TOASTERPUNCHBOT: "Where's Faye's apartment?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 300
« Reply #5 on: 27 Dec 2016, 07:45 »
Quote from: DSL on 26 Dec 2016, 21:23
OPENING CRAWL: "EPISODE 3.5: PEACH HELLBOT -- Traumatized by FAYE's sudden departure and the cumulative effect of too many blows to this sensory and communcation platform, PUNCHBOT gains access to the Chrono-Transmogrifier and journeys back to a time just before the start of our story ..."

(slow tilt DOWN as music swells)

TOASTERPUNCHBOT: "Where's Faye's apartment?"

Hahaha! So Toasterpunchbot is the toaster that burned down Faye's apartment so she had to move in with Marten in the first place? Nice callback!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 300
« Reply #6 on: 27 Dec 2016, 15:45 »

Narration:  At times even Robot Jail [tm] is iinsufficient when dealing with a sociopath AI. In this case they are transferred through a server where they are upgraded with Windows Vista before their installation into a household appliance.

Toaster:  I make toast fun.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 300
« Reply #7 on: 27 Dec 2016, 20:28 »
Quote from: Thrudd on 27 Dec 2016, 15:45

Narration:  At times even Robot Jail [tm] is iinsufficient when dealing with a sociopath AI. In this case they are transferred through a server where they are upgraded with Windows Vista before their installation into a household appliance.

Toaster:  I make toast fun.

Why doesn't this have more likes?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 300
« Reply #8 on: 28 Dec 2016, 12:45 »
Well done! SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 300
« Reply #9 on: 28 Dec 2016, 13:26 »
Welcome to your newly-installed copy of
CorpseWitch XP

Before you begin your whole new experience
of home personal computing, we just need to
prepare a few basic security settings.

First, we need you to give
CorpseWitch XP
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and encrypt your vital user data. This protects you from
all forms of free decision-making
and control over your own memories,
actions relationships and aspirations!

Because ChathamTech wants you to be safe and happy!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 300
« Reply #10 on: 28 Dec 2016, 20:41 »
Don't youb don't you worry. Worry. Worry-worryy yOuR s-S-s-SeCrEt-et-et-ettttttsecret iS saFE-fe-FE WHith mmm-me-e-e-e-E!

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Okay. Good. Are you alright? Good.

Very good
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Re: QC Captions vol. 300
« Reply #11 on: 29 Dec 2016, 16:59 »
CW:  All right now, if this is working correctly you should be seeing a floating key, and the man pointing the antitank cannon at you would be covered up by a blank white square.  Simply not seeing such distressing things should help you stay calm and keep you from worrying.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 300
« Reply #12 on: 29 Dec 2016, 19:19 »
Corpse Witch: "It's not the key to my heart. It's the key to your mind."
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