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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 301
« on: 01 Jan 2017, 07:59 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #1 on: 01 Jan 2017, 09:09 »
FAIRY QUEEN: "My eyes are up here, you disgusting perv!!!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #2 on: 01 Jan 2017, 09:15 »
Fairy Queen:  Of course not!  Only Pixies carry pixie dust around.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #3 on: 01 Jan 2017, 09:58 »
Fairy Queen: Quit asking me how this dress stays on!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #4 on: 01 Jan 2017, 10:10 »
Fairy Queen:  We are rampaging in search of enlightenment!  But we haven't found it yet so if you cross me I will still castrate you with the dull edge of a bowling ball! 
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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #5 on: 01 Jan 2017, 12:03 »
Fairy Queen: Commander Tucker, please be advised that my agreeing to accompany you to a costume party does not implicitly grant you license to comment on the shape of my earlobes, and that I, like most of my people, find the human obsession with them disturbing.



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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #6 on: 01 Jan 2017, 14:12 »
"Stop calling me Sweet-Tits! My name is Breasty Boobs, and don't you forget it!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #7 on: 01 Jan 2017, 18:42 »
Quote from: Morituri on 01 Jan 2017, 10:10
Fairy Queen:  We are rampaging in search of enlightenment!  But we haven't found it yet so if you cross me I will still castrate you with the dull edge of a bowling ball!

Bowling balls got edges??  :-o
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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #8 on: 02 Jan 2017, 08:56 »
Quote from: Storel on 01 Jan 2017, 18:42
Quote from: Morituri on 01 Jan 2017, 10:10
Fairy Queen:  We are rampaging in search of enlightenment!  But we haven't found it yet so if you cross me I will still castrate you with the dull edge of a bowling ball!

Bowling balls got edges??  :-o
Around the finger holes, yes.

Addendum: Though I think in this case the threat is that she'll use the bowling to pound the same place until the skin is severed/crushed to a fine pulp.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #9 on: 02 Jan 2017, 09:12 »
Quote from: Storel on 01 Jan 2017, 18:42
Quote from: Morituri on 01 Jan 2017, 10:10
Fairy Queen:  We are rampaging in search of enlightenment!  But we haven't found it yet so if you cross me I will still castrate you with the dull edge of a bowling ball!

Bowling balls got edges??  :-o

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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #10 on: 02 Jan 2017, 10:21 »
Honestly I was having more fun with "Rampaging in search of Enlightenment." 

Byt yes, Gyrre got exactly the intent of the bowling-ball remark.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #11 on: 02 Jan 2017, 11:16 »
Fairy Queen: "For the last time, it's a Kilt"
Fairy Queen: " "What do you mean there is no angry way to say bubbles?"
Fairy Queen: "It is not a tumor!"
Fairy Queen: "The name is Fran-ken-STEEN!"

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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #12 on: 03 Jan 2017, 20:33 »
FQ: "Hennnnnn-REE! Henry Aldrich!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #13 on: 04 Jan 2017, 05:25 »
SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #14 on: 04 Jan 2017, 05:32 »
WOLFINA: "Okay, handsome, you can stay!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #15 on: 04 Jan 2017, 08:15 »
WOLFINA: "I hate you so much!" ..... "A little lower and to the left."
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #16 on: 05 Jan 2017, 21:07 »
LUPINA REGINA: "Bacon! I smell bacon! Only one tbing smells like bacon and that's bacon! What's in the box? PLEASE tell me what's in the box!"
BEMBO: "Sorry, I can't read either."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 301
« Reply #17 on: 09 Jan 2017, 21:33 »
A little lower. Now to the left. Oh yeah, right there.
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