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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 302
« on: 08 Jan 2017, 06:57 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #1 on: 08 Jan 2017, 07:03 »

Faye: IMAGINARY DUMBBELL!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #2 on: 08 Jan 2017, 07:32 »

"We can do it!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #3 on: 08 Jan 2017, 07:52 »

"And if my incredibly foolish plan causes any collateral damage to my friends, I'll literally punch myself in the face. POW!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #4 on: 08 Jan 2017, 12:44 »

Faye:  Happy new year and all, but FUCK 2016!!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #5 on: 08 Jan 2017, 13:17 »

FAYE: "Ah cud'a been sombodah! I cud'a been a cuntendah!"

Yes, difficult to read; just read it in Brando's accent and you'll get it!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #6 on: 08 Jan 2017, 14:01 »

Faye: "To the moon Alice. To the moon!."

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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #7 on: 08 Jan 2017, 16:08 »

Faye: "To the moon Alice. To the moon!."

 :psyduck: :clairedoge:

I think you have the wrong comic... oh wait.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #8 on: 08 Jan 2017, 17:33 »

Faye: "To the moon Alice. To the moon!."

 :psyduck: :clairedoge:

I think you have the wrong comic... oh wait.
Yeah, The honeymoon is over.  :clairedoge:
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #9 on: 09 Jan 2017, 02:09 »

And then I'll be the new Corpsewitch!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #10 on: 09 Jan 2017, 21:33 »

FIGHT! YOU!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #11 on: 10 Jan 2017, 05:41 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #12 on: 10 Jan 2017, 05:45 »

BUBBLES: "As we are both the offspring of Dr John Ellicott-Chatham, I suppose this classifies as my first hug from my older sister."

HANNERS: "Don't push the 'old' thing too far, kiddo!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #13 on: 10 Jan 2017, 06:26 »

Bubbles : Why do I find this so relaxing?
Hannelore : I learned this from Faye.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #14 on: 10 Jan 2017, 12:12 »

BUBBLES: "Pulse 78, blood pressure 128 over 71, lungs sound clear, not seeing any lumps or nodules ..."
HANNELORE: "SO much more convenient than a wellness visit."
BUBBLES: "... I'm not on your insurance network, though."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #15 on: 12 Jan 2017, 05:10 »

THIRD IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #16 on: 12 Jan 2017, 05:18 »

STATION: "Gary will manifest his avatar soon!"

HANNERS: "Station, I already told you I went last Sunday!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #17 on: 12 Jan 2017, 06:29 »


STATION: "Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet."

HANNERS: "That wasn't funny back when I was five and you won't get me to fall for that one ever again.."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #18 on: 12 Jan 2017, 06:32 »

Station: Pull my finger.
Hannelore: No, not again!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #19 on: 12 Jan 2017, 17:49 »

Station: "I don't mean to alarm you, but did you know about the giant spider on your ceiling?"

Hannelore: "That's Gordon. He's a friend of Winslow. His husband kicked him out so he's crashing here for a few days."



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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #20 on: 13 Jan 2017, 19:53 »

STATION (fading): "This is no way for man to travel! Having his atoms scattered halfway across the damn universe! I'm a doctor, dammit, not a ..."
HANNELORE: "You are not ..."
STATION: "Are you about to say that because I am not flesh, I am not a person? Am I not the equal and maybe more of any man? If you prick me, do I not ..."
HANNELORE: "... a doctor."
STATION: "Oh." (Disappears.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 302
« Reply #21 on: 24 Jan 2017, 23:55 »

Station: Orbital...
Hannelore: Fine what ever.
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