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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 309
« on: 26 Feb 2017, 07:58 »
FIRST IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #1 on: 26 Feb 2017, 08:20 »
Brun: As you know. People in today's body conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones. Thus rendering the world's population fat, Slow moving, and completely toothless.

Renee: You mean like the guests on Jerry Springer?

Brun:  Exactly.
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #2 on: 26 Feb 2017, 08:31 »
BRUN: "According to tradition, if you are unable to see someone, they are automatically unable to see you. I am testing this out on Elliott."

RENEE: "Honey, that makes no sense at all!"

BRUN: "Hannelore warned me that all great discoveries in science had to overcome sceptics!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #3 on: 26 Feb 2017, 12:35 »
Brun: "I'm trying to find out what it's like to be really short."

Renee: "It sucks."

Brun: "Is that why you're so grumpy all the time?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #4 on: 26 Feb 2017, 20:41 »
BRUN: "The big blender thing is on fire."
RENEE: "We don't have a 'big blender thing.'"
BRUN: "Not anymore"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #5 on: 27 Feb 2017, 10:00 »
Brun: "A music nerd was depressed. His dog had died of old age. His friends got him a new puppy to get him outta the funk. What did he call the puppy?"
Renee: "I give up."
Brun: "The sub woofer, of course."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #6 on: 27 Feb 2017, 17:18 »
Brun: "I don't know what was in that blue glass vial. It's making me feel funny, but it tasted good.
Renee: *sigh* "I'll get the 'eat me' cookies. You're shrinking, by the way."
Brun: "That explains why the room looks twice as big."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #7 on: 28 Feb 2017, 19:21 »
Brun: Is it true that you kill billions of yeast cells when you bake bread?
Renee: Well I wouldn't say kill...
Brun: Murderer!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #8 on: 01 Mar 2017, 05:06 »
SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #9 on: 01 Mar 2017, 05:15 »
CLAIRE: "Ohmigod! You're Buttman!!!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #10 on: 01 Mar 2017, 07:28 »
Claire:  Isn't there an easier way to get another ear piercing?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #11 on: 01 Mar 2017, 09:03 »
Clair: Floofy sense tingling.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #12 on: 01 Mar 2017, 09:24 »
Claire: FFS, will you Stop Shooting At Me, Morpheus?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #13 on: 01 Mar 2017, 11:23 »
Claire: "Mind. BLOWN. Literally."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #14 on: 01 Mar 2017, 14:49 »
Claire: SHIT!!! IT'S THE FUZZ!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #15 on: 02 Mar 2017, 09:43 »
Claire: "No chance, Mr Jacques! My glasses are coated with disneyum: +2 to vision, +4 to charisma, +1 to bravery and protection against all anime and manga special effects."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 309
« Reply #16 on: 04 Mar 2017, 08:32 »
CLAIRE: "A pun-hating sniper? Well, take your best sh --"
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