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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 304
« on: 22 Jan 2017, 04:57 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #1 on: 22 Jan 2017, 05:20 »
RincewindEmily: "Woah. She's even taller in the inside."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #2 on: 22 Jan 2017, 05:49 »
We need doors ... LOTS of doors!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #3 on: 22 Jan 2017, 06:32 »
EMILY: "I just wanted to use the bathroom!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #4 on: 22 Jan 2017, 06:46 »
My God, its full of doors...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #5 on: 22 Jan 2017, 08:32 »
"I really never got what William Blake was talking about until now."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #6 on: 22 Jan 2017, 19:05 »
Quote from: Zebediah on 22 Jan 2017, 08:32
"I really never got what William Blake was talking about until now."

I had to google that to figure it out. I assume you're referring to this one?

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If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, Infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro' narrow chinks of his cavern.

-- William Blake, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell

Surprisingly appropriate, actually. Good one!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #7 on: 23 Jan 2017, 04:32 »
Yeah, that's the one. I figured this would be a little obscure for some people, so here's a less obscure one:


Emily: "Wow, am I glad I wore my jeans today. That perv Jacques wanted me to do this scene in a miniskirt."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #8 on: 23 Jan 2017, 04:37 »
Zeb, have you ever heard of the 'magic skirt'? It's how animé cell artists and animators refer to the tendency of skirts on female characters in sub-PG-13 shows to always fold around their legs and make up-skirt shots absolutely impossible. This merely proves that the same rule applies to public-access sequential art on the Internet.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #9 on: 23 Jan 2017, 20:20 »
Emily: "A potential infinity. This could take a while."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #10 on: 25 Jan 2017, 06:41 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #11 on: 25 Jan 2017, 06:55 »
EMILY: "Oh! I've got mail!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #12 on: 25 Jan 2017, 07:12 »
Emily:  It's an invitation to Hogwartz, but where is the owl?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #13 on: 25 Jan 2017, 09:14 »
"Wait - is this a contract for my soul, or for Bubbles's? Does Bubbles even have a soul? Do I?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #14 on: 25 Jan 2017, 09:19 »
In the over 40,000 component parts of the CM1776 infantry chassis, there is no component labelled as 'Soul'. That said... this doesn't actually answer the question.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #15 on: 25 Jan 2017, 10:15 »
Emily: "An empty map... Hmm... No good."
Marauder's map: <unfolds once> "Not a bad try, but that's not the right phrase to activate the Map." <refolds itself>
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #16 on: 25 Jan 2017, 12:08 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 304
« Reply #17 on: 26 Jan 2017, 06:12 »
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EMILY: There are things known… And there are things unknown… And in between are… The doors.
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