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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 306
« on: 05 Feb 2017, 06:22 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #1 on: 05 Feb 2017, 07:03 »

FAYE: "You're not heavy, you're my sister."

BUBBLES: "Regrettably, I neither own a harmonica nor know how to play one."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #2 on: 05 Feb 2017, 10:42 »

Faye: "So what are we going to do tonight Bubbles"

Bubbles" "Same thing we do every night, Faye. Try and take over the skate park."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #3 on: 05 Feb 2017, 10:48 »

Faye: Do robots fart?
Bubbles: No, but wait'll you smell the carmelized dust when I flush out my main drive bay.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #4 on: 05 Feb 2017, 14:49 »

FAYE: "And now we face this way, though hell if I know why."

BUBBLES: "I guess it's meant to imply something, but whatever happened to 'exit stage left'?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #5 on: 05 Feb 2017, 16:43 »

FAYE: "Let's go round up the usual pizza."
BUBBLES: "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #6 on: 05 Feb 2017, 19:05 »

Faye:  Just keep walking.  They're assholes anyway.
Bubbles:  I never doubted it.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #7 on: 05 Feb 2017, 20:06 »

Faye: "I guess now the only move we can make is to go forward."

Bubbles: "And so this chapter of each of our lives closes. Let us look to the future without sorrow or regret. And what may come will be."


Pretty sure I butchered what Bubbles was meant to be quoting beyond recognition.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #8 on: 07 Feb 2017, 12:09 »

Bubbles: A little farther to the left. now up 3 milimeters... ahh yes right there. ok. scratch Harder.

Faye: I'm using my nails here, to scratch harder I'm going to need a nail file. or a nail.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #9 on: 07 Feb 2017, 12:18 »

Faye: "So what kind of toppings do you like on your pizza?"

Bubbles: "Kevlar, anchovies and light machine oil."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #10 on: 07 Feb 2017, 21:00 »

Faye: before you move in sometimes I snore in my sleep.

bubbles: you sleep on the job. it is more like sometimes you don't snore.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #11 on: 08 Feb 2017, 04:53 »

Faye: "So what kind of toppings do you like on your pizza?"

Bubbles: "Kevlar, anchovies and light machine oil."

Isn't salt horrible for circuitry?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #12 on: 08 Feb 2017, 06:27 »

Most of what's on pizza is horrible for humans, but that doesn't stop people from eating it.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #13 on: 08 Feb 2017, 06:50 »

SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #14 on: 08 Feb 2017, 07:13 »

MARTEN: "Y'know, Bubbles, I can't help but be impressed on how you're just letting go of all that angst."

BUBBLES: "Not now, Marten. I am on a particularly challenging part of this level of Tri-Force Heroes."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #15 on: 08 Feb 2017, 11:48 »

Marten: "You can eat pizza safely? When Pintsize binges on cake batter I spend a whole day cleaning out his chassis."

Bubbles: "My specifications took all factors of both the battlefield and the commissary into consideration. The former was far less hazardous than the latter."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #16 on: 09 Feb 2017, 13:57 »

Marten: "Pintsize asked you to sit where?"

Bubbles: "On his face. His last words as my buttocks crushed his head were, 'Worth it.'"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 306
« Reply #17 on: 10 Feb 2017, 13:46 »

MARTEN: "Oh, yeah, the sofa hydraulics. Pintsize did that."
BUBBLES: "I doubt he anticipated an occupant of my mass. If you get the parts on this list from the hardware store and give Faye and me a couple bours, we can get the mechanism working again. We can even make it mobile."
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