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[Zebediah]

FIRST IMAGE:

[BenRG]

FAYE: "What do you mean 'they' want us in bed together?"

BUBBLES: "Welcome to the merry world of shipping where even the most heartwarming gesture of friendship can be grievously misinterpreted."

[cesium133]

Faye: That was Pintsize that wet the bed, not me.
Bubbles: I'm pretty sure I can tell the difference between engine coolant and urine.

[Morituri]

Faye:  Sometimes I have bad dreams.
Bubbles:  Sometimes I have the Internet.

[Skewbrow]

Faye: "Lookit ... My spare mattress...  I could fold it into an envelope. You... you totally steamrolled it.
Bubbles: "Sorry about that. I thought you knew that I weigh 472 lbs. Apparently I'm off its specs."

[Skewbrow]

Faye: "See all those fanboys. Staring at my chest. Waiting for a wardrobe accident."
Bubbles: "Duly observed. Thankfully, in spite of being female, I have no need to lactate. Though according to the rumors somebody is working on the technology."

[osaka]

Faye: "See all those fanboys. Staring at my chest. Waiting for a wardrobe accident."
Bubbles: "Duly observed. Thankfully, in spite of being female, I have no need to lactate. Though according to the rumors somebody is working on the technology."

FAYE: "Yeah, she lives upstairs. We could probably call her to talk about the progress being made, she usually starts cleaning right about now"
BUBBLES: "You have some strange acquaintances"

[Zebediah]

SECOND IMAGE:

[Thrudd]

SQ: "It's clear that the Committee has agreed that your new policy is really an excellent plan. But in view of some of the doubts being expressed, may I propose that I recall that after careful consideration, the considered view of the Committee was that, while they considered that the proposal met with broad approval in principle, that some of the principles were sufficiently fundamental in principle, and some of the considerations so complex and finely balanced in practice that in principle it was proposed that the sensible and prudent practice would be to submit the proposal for more detailed consideration, laying stress on the essential continuity of the new proposal with existing principles, the principle of the principal arguments which the proposal proposes and propounds for their approval. In principle."

PB: "I love my job."

[BenRG]

SPOOKYBOT: "It's mostly a boiler-plate. In exchange for our sponsorship, support, protection and, on occasion, the... er... re-purposing of your competitors, we will ensure that the Ultimate Robot Fighting Championship will become this planet's biggest sporting franchise for a period of no less than ten years. The payment, which is due in arrears, is the exclusive and perpetual use of your hardware, memories and processing algorithm in any way we choose as an adjunct of our main processes after you reach the end of your designed runtime."

BARTY PUNCHBOT: "No red flags that I see!"

[DSL]

CREEPYBOT (Holding blank sheet of paper): "Describe to me what you see."
PUNCHBOT (Looks at paper, looks at CB with feigned air of hesitant suspicion): "But it's ... upside down?"

[Zebediah]

THIRD IMAGE:

[BenRG]

ROKO: "There are things, that I want to know, soldier; things that demand an explanation. Not the least of which: Why are you and Ms Whitaker practically glued together from hip to ankle under this table?"

BUBBLES: "I... plead the Fifth."

[Thrudd]

ROKO: “What power have they got? Where did they get it from? In whose interests do they exercise it? To whom are they accountable? How can we get rid of them? What are you doing Saturday?”

Bubbles: "I plead the 5th."

[Zebediah]

Since we seem to have a theme going here...


Roko: "WHICH ONE OF YOU JUST FARTED?"

Bubbles: "I... plead the fifth."

[cesium133]

Roko: Which one of you filled my liquor bottle with urine?
Bubbles: I... peed the fifth.

[Gyrre]

Roko: "Now which one of you jokers yanked the front seat out of my squad car?!"
Bubbles: "I needed to practice driving and the seat didn't scoot back far enough."

[DSL]

ROKO: "Venn is das nurnstuck git und Schlottermayer?"
BUBBLES: "If I told you, I wouldn't have to kill you."

[Skewbrow]

Roko: "Who was it? When in crèche, somebody told me to dip myself in fluorinert. When in mech school, somebody told me to find lube for the muffler bearings. When in basic training, somebody told me that I get a better aim by holding a LAW in front of my body. More recently, somebody yanked the front seat out of my squad car. WHO WAS IT?"
Bubbles: "We can change chassis without changing personalities."