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QC Captions vol. 398
« on: 12 Nov 2018, 07:38 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 398
« Reply #1 on: 12 Nov 2018, 07:48 »

MARTEN: "Memo to self: Don't let Tai read romantic webcomics on your 'phone during lunch."

TAI: "Th... They can't break up! They're perfect for each other! The ship! Saaaveee the shiiip!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 398
« Reply #2 on: 12 Nov 2018, 10:35 »

MARTEN: "Now, I'm no librarian, in fact, I don't know what star sign I am. But, as a famous person once said, "You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." And as I - another more famous person - once said, "If you don't teach them to read, you can fool them whenever you like."

TAI: "But I don't want to work in network TV."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 398
« Reply #3 on: 12 Nov 2018, 14:03 »

MARTEN: "I'm not sure this was the best idea, now I think about it"

TAI: "It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 398
« Reply #4 on: 15 Nov 2018, 06:38 »

MARTEN: "(sigh) Two to beam up ..."
TAI: "But I don't wanna go back to the shiiiiiiiiiiiip ..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 398
« Reply #5 on: 15 Nov 2018, 07:37 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 398
« Reply #6 on: 15 Nov 2018, 07:48 »

CLAIRE: "TheRe aRe peoPlE bEhinD tHe WaLl loOKiNg aT Us!1!"

TAI: "Wow! It's hitting her hard!"

MRS A: "It's funny, Clinton said something similar and so did that Emily girl he went out with once... Only she wasn't high at the time!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 398
« Reply #7 on: 15 Nov 2018, 08:59 »

Claire: The brown carpet is making smelly sounds... It tickles!

Mrs A: First time I see marijuana causing synesthesia...

Tai: I want to experiment that too!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 398
« Reply #8 on: 15 Nov 2018, 09:04 »

Mrs A: She doesn't look right...

Tai: Claire, are you ok?

Claire: FiSh...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 398
« Reply #9 on: 15 Nov 2018, 19:10 »

"... and then this filter is called Pallet Knife."
"I knew it! She is the one!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 398
« Reply #10 on: 16 Nov 2018, 01:19 »

Claire: Here we go

Mrs A: Here we go

Tai: Here we go
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Re: QC Captions vol. 398
« Reply #11 on: 16 Nov 2018, 06:09 »

Claire: The angels are coming.

Tai: Ha Ha Here we go

Mrs A: Oh dear. Not Good. Cherubim or Seraphim?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 398
« Reply #12 on: 16 Nov 2018, 08:25 »

Claire: “I just feel like I can’t focus.”

Mom: “That joke was terribly obvious. Who’s writing this script?”

Tai: “Hey, you knew Jacques wasn’t subtle when you took this job.”

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